crumbling relationship starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

• “I’m breaking up with you.”
  
• “What were you doing out with him/her/them again?!”
  
• “Wait, you don’t want kids?”
  
• “I can’t believe you forgot our anniversary.”
  

• “Do you think that everyone was right? That we just don’t work?”

• “You’re smart and gorgeous and amazing…but I don’t feel the way you do.”

• “I love you, but I can’t stand you.”
  
• “You spend way too much time with your ex…”
  
• “Did you think I wouldn’t notice you sneaking out of bed every night?”
  
• “You left me out there all by myself!”
  
• “I was always there for you! Can’t you do this one thing for me?”
  
• “Are you dumping me?”
  
• “I’m not keeping anything from you.”
  
• “I thought you forgave me a long time ago!”
  
• “My friends were right about you.”
  
• “I know things have been really tough lately, but I want to work things out.”
• “You can’t keep spending our money on stupid things.”
  

• “I can’t believe that you never loved me.”

• “Not tonight. I have a headache.”
  
• “I’ve been sitting at this table for three hours. Where have you been?”
  
• “Maybe we should take a break.”
• “Listen…this is hard for me to say, but…I’m in love with someone else.”
• “Pack your bags and get out.”
  
• “Hey, talk to me. I don’t want to feel like I’m dating a stranger.”
  
• “I don’t know if this is something we can fix.”
• “Is there something you want to tell me?”
  
• “I want us to be together, but I don’t know if we can.”
  
• “When was the last time we had sex?”
  
• “Don’t think you can just cry every time you do something wrong! I’m not falling for it this time.”
  
• “Do you love me? It’s a simple question.”