octoberinspo:

              DAMON SALVATORE SENTENCE STARTERS.

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                 taken from ian somerhalder’s portrayal of him on the show, not the book.

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• “Hello, brother.”
  

• “Stop being cute.”

• “Nostalgia is a bitch.”
• “I’m stronger than you think.”
  
• “I’m gonna go rip his head off now.”
  
• “Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.”
• “I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.”
  
• “Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.”
  
• “For someone who doesn’t wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.”
  
• “Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.”
  
• “Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many… adjectives.”
  
• “Is that where you’ve been all morning, out buying bossypants?”
  
• “I’m not some drunk sorority chick. You can’t roofy me.”
• “Does it get tiring, being so righteous?”
• “You just don’t wanna die, do you?”
  
• “Why are you so mean to me?”
  
• “Don’t tell me what I can’t do.”
  
• “Hashtag, you’re welcome.”
• “The only one I can count on is… me.”
  
• “Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.”
  
• “This would be so much more fun if we were naked.”
  
• “I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.”
  

• “You brood too much… My actions, they belong to me. I own them.”

• “I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.”
  
• “Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.”
  
• “I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.”
  
• “Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.”
  
• “I’m trusting you. Don’t make me regret it.”
  
• “Alright, brother. Time to go.”
  
• “I’d be extra nice to me right now.”
  
• “You are officially the most terrifying person I know.”
• “Didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?”
  
• “I gotta admit, even for me, it’s a little kinky.”
  
• “You have no sense of humor.”
  
• “So all’s forgiven?”
  
• “I don’t do good. It’s not in me.”
  
• “Stop being ashamed of who you are.”
  
• “I’m better at being the bad guy anyway.”
• “Take it from me: strange is bad, dead is worse.”
  
• “I promise you. I will never leave you again.”
  
• “You want a partner in crime? Forget _____. I’m so much more fun.”
  
• “You know what they say: the way to a psycho killer’s heart is through his stomach.”
  
• “Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.”
  
• “There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.”
  
• “Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.”
  
• “I’ve been dead before. I got over it.”
  
• “Life sucks. Get a helmet.”
  
• “You need to stop doing that.”
  
• “Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”
  
• “I’m staying clear of all women at the moment.”
  
• “I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.”
  
• “You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.”
  
• “First of all, don’t nickname. That’s my thing.”
  
• “And here I thought my future was bleak.”
• “I have moves you’ve never even seen before.”
  
• “You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?”
  
• “You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.”
  
• “Guilt. Don’t know it, but I’ve heard it can be a royal bitch.”
  
• “One thing you’re not going to do, you’re not going to mess with me.”
  
• “You’re lucky you’re adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.”
  
• “If you’re gonna be maudlin, I’m gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.”
  
• “Sometimes really terrible things happen to amazing people.”
  
• “You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.”
  
• “That’s it? We’re gonna kill bad guys together and you’re not even going to talk to me?”
• “Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?”
• “You are literally the best person I’ve ever known.“
  
• “You came here to kill me?”
  
• “Eh. I’ve seen worse.”
  
• “I think I like you.”
• “I’m a good guy now, remember?”
  
• “I’m lost… metaphorically, existentially.”
  
• “I like a woman who knows what she wants.”
  
• “Just stop talking. Just kiss me. Be my distraction.”
  
• “You once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan.”
• “So I’m thinking of a person. He’s reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.“
  
• “Whatever desire you have to save me, I kinda need that right now.”
  
• “Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.”
  
• “Clarity over cleverness. That’s what I always say.”
  
• “You’re choosing that woman over me?”