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          HOW IN THE HEL DID HEROES DO THIS ? oh , how loki wished it were easier ; chasing after the new so-called ’ villains ’ , putting them in their place .  his favorite bit , though , was how the long evil monologues had become catchy ONE-LINERS . he’d , um , yet to come up with a good one  . even now , after going through the trouble to chase these idiots down , loki stood there — thoughtful and frustrated . his hand was extended in front of him , fingers curled slightly in a half-assed attempt to keep the man in front of him suspended at least ten feet from the ground. ‘ … i don’t even think thor has a catchphrase .  i suppose it’s ‘ for asgard ’ though though that’s hideously boring . oh , captain america has something about justice or . . . i don’t know , GOD , or something— ’ his voice trailed off when he sensed someone’s presence behind him—damn , do the monologues truly never end ? he cast a look over his shoulder , lips pursing as he looked from the stranger to his current  .  .  . victim ? catch ? either way  .  .  . 

          ‘ how likely is it that you’ll believe me if i say this isn’t what it looks like ? ’

             IT WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING. ky was rapidly approaching the ONE WEEK mark of not getting in trouble. he was FINALLY managing to keep his NOSE out of things, but as per-usual, that FAILED. a reason to why his hands balled into tight fists OUT OF A HABIT that he couldn’t just seem to break. ‘ about as LIKELY as it is that you’re just having a BAD DAY.’ he shouldn’t have raised his voice — not when he was trying to KEEP OUT of trouble, but all the same, there it was as he made his way closer. just close ENOUGH so he could make a CLEAR view on the situation the other was in.

                either way, he pulled out his phone for a FEW QUICK MOMENTS — checking the time and then the date. a deep sigh soon after escaped his lips, ’ no matter, i’m NOT cleaning this up, and i’ve hit —’ ONE, TWO, THREE SECONDS PASSED as he moved to check the time again on his phone, ‘ one week with out GETTING INTO ANY TROUBLE. ‘

                  he then slid the phone back into his pocket; his arms FOLDING CALMLY BEHIND HIS BACK as his attention shifted towards the man that was SUSPENDED in the air, ‘ now, ‘ his voice became slightly more relaxed, ‘ if you’re going to drop someone, i would SUGGEST someplace that is more into ETERNAL torment.’ a pause, ‘ might i suggest MEPHISTO’S realm? ’