shxmanisms:

❝ SHIT I’VE SAID WHILE PVPING: THE SEQUEL ❞

Back by not really popular demand, and because the first edition has
been doing its rounds as of late: more stupidity, bad language, and
                  an extra large shipment of salt.

• ❝ we can’t all be arms warriors and frost death knights, karen. ❞ 
  
• ❝ they’ve taken my insignia and my honor. ❞ 
  
• ❝ crossing the map in 5 seconds or your money back: Vengeance Demon Hunters™. ❞
  
• ❝ i made plays that last game. PLAYS. ❞
  
• ❝ joke’s on them: they put me in the graveyard but i’ve been dead for years. ❞ 
  
• ❝ life doesn’t revolve around killing blows. ❞ 
  
• ❝ i knocked them into the pit. they screamed. no one can help them now. ❞ 
  
• ❝ melee are cancelled. ❞
  
• ❝ casters are cancelled. ❞ 
  
• ❝ if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you know they’re top tier when they’ve got a bunch of toys on. ❞
  
• ❝ who would win: a highly talented player with a knowledge of crowd control and rotation or one keyboard-turning boi? ❞ 
  
• ❝ brb bio. ❞
  
• ❝ death is the only release. ❞
  
• ❝ alone at a base on a friday night? no problem. drain soul. ❞ 
  
• ❝ i did everything at once and they’re not dead. i’m extremely disappointed. ❞
  
• ❝ i wish i could see what they are saying right now. ❞ 
  
• ❝ is this my calling? is this what i’m meant to do with my life? ❞ 
  
• ❝ ugh ─ you know?! you know?? you know. ❞ 
  
• ❝ i don’t care. i don’t even care. ❞
  
• ❝ i care immensely. ❞ 
  
• ❝ look. look with your special eyes. ❞ 
  
• ❝ i came. i saw. i conquered. ❞ 
  
• ❝ may god have mercy on the man with the nerve to /spit on me. ❞ 
  
• ❝ it’s not true slaughter until you’re killing with friends. ❞
  
• ❝ okay, so here’s the plan: don’t die. ❞ 
  
• ❝ look, see? we’re bonding over murder and jumping in place. ❞
  
• ❝ kill me. ❞ 
  

• ❝ fuck me. ❞

• ❝ Yes. YES. YES!!!! ❞ 
  
• ❝ all these flavors and they chose to be salty. ❞
  
• ❝ i turned away for a second and now i’m dead. ❞
  
• ❝ demon hunters. ❞ 
  
• ❝ leave me alone. i’m busy. ❞ 
  
• ❝ everyone is dead to me. ❞
  
• ❝ if it’s red, it’s dead. ❞ 
  
• ❝ aw, leave them alone. they’re doing their best. ❞ 
  
• ❝ get absolutely deleted, my guy. ❞ 
  
• ❝ i dispell myself more than my healers do. ❞ 
  
• ❝ you are not forgiven. leave my presence. ❞
  
• ❝ these people are a disgrace to humanity. ❞ 
  
• ❝ not even this unlimited supply of mana buns can fill the void in my heart. ❞ 
  

• ❝ it’s over. ❞

• ❝ i killed them. i killed a warrior all on my own. ❞

• ❝ it’s the little victories that count here. ❞

• ❝ i feel more pride in my left foot than i do for my faction. ❞

• ❝ that was brutal. i loved it. ❞

• ❝ shit, i wasn’t paying attention. ❞

• ❝ go on ─ get out of here! shoo! ❞

• ❝ i’ve had more fun dead than i’ve had living. ❞