general assholery .

melamemea:

• _{“ oh right. because you’re such a big fucking deal around here. right. ”}
  
• _{“ yeah you know, maybe if you had been prettier… ”}
  
• _{“ sorry but i don’t do people with glasses. ”}
  
• _{“ oh pardon, but this is a Geek Free Zone. ”}
  
• _{“ jesus christ, do you ever shower? ”}
  
• _{“ i’ve never met anyone as dumb as you. ”}
  
• _{“ what’s it like being born as an inbred bulldog? ”}
  
• _{“ your mom should have used birth control. ”}
  
• _{“ i heard that there was a discount on rope, something for you? ”}
  
• _{“ the more you speak the dumber i get. ”}
  
• _{“ could you move the fuck out of the way? ”}
  
• _{“ your ass is covering up half the line, you wall. ”}
  
• _{“ bet your mom isn’t half as hot as you. ”}
  
• _{“ so, got a hot sister/brother? ”}
  
• _{“ holy fuck you don’t look anything like your pictures. ”}
  
• _{“ could you take your lung cancer elsewhere? i hate smokers. ”}
  
• _{“ tell me again how age ever helped anyone, oldie. ”}
  
• _{“ what’s it like being a responsible adult? oh wait — you’re not one. ”}
  
• _{“ your ego is definitely bigger than your dick. ”}
• _{“ i’m blonde. what’s your excuse? ”}
  
• _{“ is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?”}