the addams family sentence starters.

emmavanlty:

^{❛  Is this made from real lemons?   ❛
❛  You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!  ❛
❛  I’m a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.  ❛
❛  Are they dead?  ❛
❛  I’m going to electrocute him.  ❛
❛  But, Mother…  ❛
❛  I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.  ❛
❛  When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air.   ❛
❛  You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious.  ❛
❛  Don’t torture yourself, [ name ] . That’s my job.  ❛
❛  The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.  ❛
❛  To live without you, only that would be torture.  ❛
❛  I’ve smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.  ❛
❛  why I could just… eat you alive!  ❛
❛ This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you?  ❛
❛  I’m beginning to think my brother truly is lost.  ❛
❛  Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.  ❛
❛ So it can kill you.  ❛
❛  Haven’t you ever slaughtered anyone?  ❛
❛  I’ll never listen to you, never, ever again!  ❛
❛  You never really loved me!  ❛
❛  I’m blinded by such beauty.  ❛
❛ How can I compete? You’re twice the woman I am.  ❛}

the values.

^{❛ They had sex.  ❛
❛  Do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?  ❛
❛ You have gone too far.  ❛
❛  You have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But… pastels?  ❛
❛ You have enslaved him  ❛
❛  He has my father’s eyes.  ❛
❛  Why are you dressed like that?  ❛
❛  We’re contagious  ❛
❛  It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.  ❛
❛  Be afraid. Be very afraid.  ❛
❛  So I-I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another.  ❛
❛  Don’t I deserve love and jewelry?  ❛
❛  You sent us to camp. They made us sing.  ❛
❛ None of you really believe in me, so I’ll have to prove my power.  ❛
❛ Would you die for me?  ❛
❛  Well, you have a black dress.  ❛
❛  I’m saying I want you dead and I want your money.  ❛
❛  Gimme a kiss.  ❛
❛ Gimme a twenty.  ❛
❛  Does he always do that with women he likes?  ❛
❛  Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now.  ❛
❛  I love you dearly, but I can never see you again. ❛}