❝ that’s so not funny, asshole. ❞ yet she is completely unable to suppress her own chuckle.
❝ god dammit you’re rubbing off on me. if i wasn’t going to hell before i sure am now for laughing at that. ❞
“no, it was funny.” then again, ky thought people selling their souls for just a few seconds of relief was amusement for the day. “— and if i am rubbing off on you, how would you feel about a formal date; no strings attached. just you, me, and whatever you want to eat.”