_{well, he couldn’t disagree with that. jess was cute, but maybe maiming her was a bit too harsh. plus it would put their whole relationship in jeopardy and that was one thing he wasn’t going to do – not if he could avoid it at least. “well, we could get drunk, find someone to maim, and have a little fun afterwards. if you’re up for it.”}

_{// @crispyblonde xxx}