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[SMS→HELLDOUCHE]: I was a neurosurgeon, jackass. I didn’t just give myself a title.
[SMS→HELLDOUCHE]: I’m about as far from on your side as it is possible to be.
[SMS→HELLDOUCHE]: Oh? I’m yet to see a shred of proof of that.

_{[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: do i have to google what that is?
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: and come on!
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: i am great!
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: come on strange, give me a chance! 
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: i’m always decent!
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: sometimes anyways~}