reactorvated:

          The billionaire took one look at the guy standing in front
          of him before folding his arms. “Seriously– you knock on
          MY door and don’t have the common COURTESY to
          bring me an offering? We’ve got a very strict policy here:
          you want in the door? That’ll be ONE BOTTLE of brandy,
          please. No knock-offs, no cheap stuff…”

@hellfirebound hit the button !!

              _{“just ONE bottle?” not that minding bringing one along, but just
ONE? he would have brought two! then again, that would have meant that
he CARED enough to actually OBTAIN one to start with. maybe next time. 
“you SEEM like someone who would DRINK it down in seconds or am i
WRONG about that?”}