onebatchmemes:

❝ Get a room, you dirty bastards. ❞
❝ Hey, Dumbass. Lunch time. ❞
❝ You don’t want me for an enemy, man. ❞
❝ You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me! ❞
❝ You some sort of secret badass? ❞
❝ Those are some serious scars, man. ❞
❝ I’m not looking for a pal, yeah? ❞
❝ Whatever it is you’re lookin’ for, I’m not it. ❞
❝ Suck it up, son. Dig deep. ❞
❝ Calm down, buddy. I’ve been here before. ❞
❝ I fought for this country and it’s got no place for me. ❞
❝ Blood will flow in the streets. ❞
❝ Perspective is good. But the answers have to be your own. ❞
❝ Books are great but they don’t hold all the answers. ❞
❝ Oh, I am, ______. Didn’t you hear? ❞
❝ Mission accomplished. ❞
❝ The only person you’re punishing is yourself. ❞
❝ Happy is a kick in the balls waiting to happen. ❞
❝ The things we did, kinda got blurred. ❞
❝ The thing that worries me the most is that you’ve been in the hole so long, it’s become home. ❞
❝ It’s more than a story. ❞
❝ According to the assignment, that’s exactly what we are. Partners, I mean. ❞
❝ I will not stand for insubordinate. Are we clear? ❞
❝ You’re the boss. ❞
❝ You seem like a good person. ❞
❝ You gotta earn my trust first. ❞
❝ Just surprised that a hotshot like you is so eager to join me there. ❞
❝ You said you were buying, right? ❞
❝ Hey, Sleepyhead. ❞
❝ Putting your nose where it don’t belong, huh? ❞
❝ I am gonna mess you up without breaking a sweat, you here? ❞
❝ You better stay out of my way or that hammer’s gonna find a home up your ass. ❞
❝ You’re in or you’re not. ❞
❝ How much are you drinking these days? ❞
❝ I know your heart is in the right place, but I do not need therapy. ❞
❝ It’s temporary. Just til I find a place. ❞
❝ I have faith in the system. ❞
❝ What you’re doing scares me. ❞
❝ Shit. You really screwed this up, ______. ❞
❝ Let’s work a little overtime. ❞
❝ I’m sorry! I won’t say anything! ❞
❝ You brought this on yourself. ❞