hcstfcllen:

    & @hellfirebound liked this for a starter

        “ I won’t pretend to be your FRIEND, but perhaps you would be interested in an ally in this mission of yours. ”

     _{“It’s a simple fact that FRIENDS are an unnecessary evil, but don’t worry. I don’t need friends.” A pause. “However, if you wish to help? I have no problems with it. Just be sure to stay out of my way.”}