[SMS→HELLDOUCHE]: I didn’t think it was possible to feel less inclined to help you, but here we are.
[SMS→HELLDOUCHE]: If you don’t see a problem with it then I don’t think there’s much point in even trying.
[SMS→HELLDOUCHE]: Do you even have a conscience? I’ve often wondered.
[SMS→HELLDOUCHE]: It’s this little voice in your head that tells you right and wrong - just in case you’re unfamiliar with the concept.
[SMS→HELLDOUCHE]: And what are the other parts? Wit and charm? Good hair? Magical cloak?

_{[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: No. I do not.
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: I once had such a  thing.
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: Then I was dragged to hell.
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: You sorta  lose that after a few centuries down there.
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]:  Well, not centuries for you, but in that realm.
[ SMS→ STRANGE ]: Time moves differently there.}