goodnightmemes:

Shit I’ve said to my cat; sentence starters

• “What are you doing?”
  
• “What did you knock over?”
  
• “Don’t eat that!”
  
• “What’s in your mouth? What do you have in your mouth?!?”
  
• “Plastic isn’t food.”
  
• “How did you get up there?”
  
• “Are you stuck? You got yourself up there, you can get down.”
  
• “I have to pee – can you move?”
  
• “It’s so early, please stop.”
  
• “I haven’t seen you in hours. Where were you hiding?”
  
• “I know you’re trying to tell me something, I just don’t know what.”
  
• “Don’t be mean! I’m just trying to love you!”
  
• “You’re just the cutest thing ever.”
  
• –points to mirror-  “That’s you!”
  
• “I’m trying to take a picture of you, please stop moving.”
  
• “You haven’t moved in hours.”
• “How can you be such a bed hog? You’re so tiny!”
  
• “You have the cutest nose.”
  
• “Look at those feet-ies!”
  
• “You’re like a gargoyle up there.”
  
• “Don’t bite me, that’s rude.”
  
• “You look so comfortable. I wish I could be that comfortable.”
  
• “All you do is sleep and eat. That’s the life.”
  
• “You are so lazy. You would not survive in the wild.”
  
• “Could you blink, or something? You’re starting to freak me out.”
  
• “Those squirrels look like they’re doing something shifty.”
  
• – boops nose –