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           You’ve reached Cassie’s soul removal services. How can I help you achieve your ultimate death?

    “When I called,” he said, making sure that he pressed the speaker phone option, “I hoped you’d be in a good mood – I need a little help and no, I don’t plan on dying anytime soon.”

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