Revenge

And THERE he went, acting all CONFIDENT and sly when SHE had to bring up the date in the first place. CUTE. 

“I’ll SEE you then,” the agent hummed, not having the SLIGHTEST CLUE about the literal hell she was about to be involved in. Her OWN fault, really, for letting such a pretty face distract her instinct that warned her against dating any stranger.

_{Acting confident was easy; KEEPING the act up in the long term was another matter completely. It was something he still was learning to master, but all the same, it was a CHALLENGE. one, that he would SUCEED at.} 

_{“Trust me, you WON’T regret it.” Truth be told, he didn’t even think things would get VERY far, but it would be a NICE distraction. Even if it only lasted a SHORT amount of time. “It will be a HELL of a good time.”}