“there isn’t much that’s better. while humanity may be entertaining, even ruining
the monotony of their lives becomes tiresome. moreso than their constant fighting
and screaming about what’s fair and what isn’t.” she had considered getting away,
somewhere humanity hadn’t tainted either because of weather or dangerous animals,
but despite not wanting to get into politics she remained close by, monitoring to 
see that heaven and hell’s pursuits never fully panned out.

“at least i have the ability to remain undetected when necessary. though i believe
everything stops looking when they believe you are dead for a few years.”

“usually they don’t ask questions.” then again, in his experience ky was lucky if anyone asked questions. though, the answers were sometimes not what was wanted. either way, it didn’t matter too much for him — if he wanted to run away from everything, he had several places in mind, and all of them were hard to get to. “nothing is ever fair. they just believe everything should be given to them on a platter. after a while… you get tired of their whining.”

“It’s not terribly hard to get most witches ‘ going in circles ’.” Mimics his posture and the roll of his eyes. “And as to the killing you, I can’t think why with your charming attitude.” She examined a fingernail, checking the immaculate manicure and feigning disinterest. “Do you want me to fix it?”

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“tell that to my ex’s.” he wasn’t easy to be around. that much he knew as a fact as he rubbed the back of his neck for a few moments. “they’ve tried more than once to get rid of me. never seemed to hit the mark though.” then again, he doubted he’d ever let alone get close enough to kill him, and he had a few… family members that wouldn’t let that happen. or so he thought at least. “still, i can’t fix this mess myself.”

         “Why do you always have to make everything feel like it’s some kind of hostage situation.” She frowns, heaving a sigh as she drops her amulet and pulls her head up to watch him. “It’s fine. You can stay, it’s not that serious.”

    “have you ever thought that is because it is.” his arms crossed calmly behind his back. “i could simply… walk out the door, find a bunch of children, and ritually sacrifice them.” of course he wouldn’t, that was below even ky’s standards, but all the same, he still would have gone through with the thread if pushed in the right direction. “it would get some attention… plus i could use a few favors.”

 “give me a moment. good random violence is a little harder to perfect.” personal vendettas came with easier ideas and more passionate execution. “but hey, maybe i’m more in the mood to ruin people’s nights at the bar. subtle evil.“ there was plenty to be done to ruin someone’s time in a bar.

“bars are only good for drinking and making deals at. ‘course, if you want to cause some real chaos, you go to a small town bar — old type of bar where they have the same customers for years. not to mention the guy’s have never seen someone new around in months. stride in.” he chuckled. “you come in, start pitting them against each other, and the next thing you know? blood bath.

She glares not finding his little challenge or joke funny. “I can stop bullets” A whole barrage of them at a time, and large metal poles but she’s never had to really protect herself from anything other than that. “What do you have in mind?” The emerald green aura in her hands fades away as if it was never there, but it leaves a slight vibration in her bones always resting just beneath the surface. “Want to toss some knives at me or something?”  

“i’m sure you can.” a roll of his eyes soon followed after. “i have a few things in mind, but knifes? i highly doubt anyone would come after you with knifes.” well, maybe he shouldn’t have thought that – he’d seem some pretty weird shit in his time. still, he couldn’t very assume everything. “still, your choice.” even if all ky wanted to do was be out somewhere having his own version of ‘fun’ that usually meant….destruction on a mass scale.

classifiedborn:

   ❝   I  grew  up  in  a  high  security  penitentiary on  the  lunar  surface and my best  friend  is  part  of  an  alien  race  that  wants  to  wipe  out  humanity.  oh,  did  i  also  mention  i’m  possibly  from an alternate universe? ❞ 

                                                 Grant Lancaster || Classified Born

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