admiredhim:

     “na-uh-uh-uh-uh.” jo warns, leveling a look so unimpressed in nature her mother would be proud. “take one more step and you’re gonna get your ass shot full of rock salt. now tell me what you want before i decide to do it anyways.”

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     “how about i take two more steps forward and you do something more than rock salt.” a slight grin spread across his lips. “you know, holy water usually works, but honestly? either one of those just tickles on good days. so how about you stand down and we can talk like we’re civilized.”