apocalypseguard:

@hellfirebound

“Ky’lar, I brought you an ironic Christmas gift from this human shop.” It was a santa hat, her own wrist had jingle bells on them. But it sounded eerie down here, it was obvious she was enjoying herself. Before he had a chance to protest it was on his head and a selfie was snapped.

“I think you’re getting a better gift from …. Mmmm well all of us.” Producing a different box from her bag, “If you ever need a power boost or something.” In the long box was a single white feather. She winked. One of Lucifer’s feathers. “Fun right?”

it was far more than simply ironic; it was insulting, but that didn’t mean he would protest too much about it. everyone had their fun, even ky on most days, but hopefully… the photo wouldn’t be passed around to everyone on hell, heaven, or even earth.

either way, he rubbed at his eyes for a few moments as she continued to speak, “all of us?” it was a simple question as his eyebrows lifted for a few moments, “consider me… impressed.”