( dash commentary. ) – Page 4

_{“if my grandfather dies tonight… i’ll put on a celebration myself.”
or, in other words, go death go. kill him.}

_{eatsplanets replied to your post “eatsplanets replied to your post “"Please don’t poke my brother back….”}

_{*adopts*, you are now my son.}

_{😀 Good good.}

_{eatsplanets replied to your post “"Please don’t poke my brother back. I like him in one piece.“”}

_{i’m making sure he’s strong enough to be my herald.}

_{it’s true you know~}

_{“i hate my family — just not eve.”}

_{dusttcdusk replied to your post “if you don’t think ky doesn’t have an entire hellboy collection with…”}

_NERD

_{Ky vc: am not!}

i was leaning more towards the self depreciation and general shit attitude, but sure. those are all solid reasons that might lead to trouble in paradise.

_{we call can’t be perfect. you might have been to paradise on earth once, but the chances of that happening to me are slim to none. then again, the whole demon thing either gets them amused or out comes the knives and guns.}

_dusttcdusk:

Gee, real shocker there. Ever take the time to consider why that might be the case?

_{i’m a demon, my best friend is a crossroads demon, an’ i’m prone to random fits of rage?}

I’ll count my blessings and be grateful that’s one less thing I have to worry about.

_{Yeah. I don’t do well with relationships.}

You realize both of those things go hand and hand, right? Perhaps I’d be less worried about you if I didn’t think you were running off to do something stupid.

_{I’d be worse if I had a girlfriend, mother.}

You know exactly why not. Do not play this game with me Ky’lar or so help me you will live to regret it.

_{Is it the part where you’re worried about me or the part where you don’t want me doing anything stupid?}