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‘ so long as you don’t make your mother cry! ’

‘ have i ever made anyone cry? ’

_{“so, cain’s out, and i’m in? sounds about right.”}

_{“what do you mean i wouldn’t be a good dad? i’d be a great dad! better than mine at least!”}

_{“my father grounded me and i give…. NO FUCKS.”}

^{“ky’lar, you’re fucking grounded.”}

_{“what did i do this time??”}

_{well you ain’t getting it, you punk ass kid.}

_{i’m not a kid!!}

_{“to be fair, i still care for the throne more than her.”}

“if you think mac and cheese is bad… you should hear about the food i don’t like.”

_{“next year, i’m spending every single holiday in hell… or the arctic.”}

“so, it’s STEP STOOL appreciation day, huh?” snickering follows.