‘ so long as you don’t make your mother cry! ’

‘ have i ever made anyone cry? ’
‘ so long as you don’t make your mother cry! ’

‘ have i ever made anyone cry? ’

“so, cain’s out, and i’m in? sounds about right.”

“what do you mean i wouldn’t be a good dad? i’d be a great dad! better than mine at least!”

“my father grounded me and i give…. NO FUCKS.”
dicbclus replied to your post ““to be fair, i still care for the throne more than her.””
well you ain’t getting it, you punk ass kid.

i’m not a kid!!

“to be fair, i still care for the throne more than her.”

“if you think mac and cheese is bad… you should hear about the food i don’t like.”

“next year, i’m spending every single holiday in hell… or the arctic.”

“so, it’s STEP STOOL appreciation day, huh?” snickering follows.