Tag: devilsxinthedetails

i take it your dad really sucks, yeah?

_{yeah, but whoever comes out of an area called christ’s crown has to be fucked up.}

right. leave the hair alone. got it. 

_{will you look at that! a dad that is smart! we’ll get along great.} 

… i feel like if i even touched that hair, you’d set me on fire. or something. 

_{or try to tear you apart, but i’m trying to break that habit.}

don’t ask/don’t tell policy in this adoption?

_{right, right – just try not to put me in a cage or… drag me by the hair back home. we’ll get along just great.}

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you’re still more respectful than barton. so. done. adopted.

_{i mean, i do kill people, but uhh -i try not to??}