diversiformheros:

“You sure? Black Widow bites are usually poisonous.” She muses with a soft hum. “Who are you to judge what I want and don’t want.”

“they may be poisonous, but i doubt i’d die from such a bite.” even so, he wasn’t going to back down – not from this. “an’ it’s not so much of a judgement, but more of an assumption of sorts.”

diversiformheros:

“I’ve faced things not of this world before, you say that like it’s supposed to scare me.” She cocks a eyebrow at him curiously. “Don’t worry, I won’t bite. Yet.”

“well, i wouldn’t advise you even thinking about biting me,” he said bluntly. “i might enjoy it just a bit too much an’ you wouldn’t want that, would you?”

diversiformheros:

She doesn’t even flinch when he steps closer and she simply lets her eyes scan him for a few moments before she lets of a brief chuckle, painted lips curling into a small smirk. “Doubt there is anything you can do to me that I haven’t already dealt with stud.”

“oh, i’ll be sure to take that bet,” he mused. “i’m something out of this world, but if it makes you feel better? trust me, i’ve dealt with far worse than you. granted they want my head on a pike, but i’m willing to be decent. for now.”

diversiformheros:

“Aww now you’re just making me feel special, how sweet of you to single me out.” She crosses her arms in-front of her chest and lets out a small huff. “More like you are going to have to deal with me, mr. look at me i’m dark and scary.”

“yeah, bright colors don’t suit me that well, an’ i deal with enough red back home.” there was a shrug. “suits work, but after wearing them for years a nice leather jacket an’ pants are just so much easier to work with.” he took a step closer towards her. “so, how do you want me to deal with you? i have a few… idea’s on my mind already.”

diversiformheros:

“Okay I was totally joking when I said I was going to hell but now it really feels like I’m going to end up there with you causing me more trouble.”

@hellfirebound

“to be quite fair? if people would stay out of my way – specifically you -, i do believe there wouldn’t be trouble, but here we are.” he gave a shrug. “i guess you could say… you need to deal with it.”