Tag: /i’m laughing so hard at these omg

lily-memes:

Snarky starters

• “I’m sorry, when did I ask for your opinion?”
  
• “How many people have heard that pick-up line?”
  
• “If I cared, I would have listened the first time.”
  
• “I’ve been called worse.”
  
• “Can you tell me when exactly I asked what you thought?”
  
• “Who asked you to come?”
  
• “Congratulations. Can we continue?”
  
• “Thank you so much, for your highly valuable opinion.”
  
• “Don’t you have somewhere else to be?”
  
• “Did I actually just hear you say that?”
  
• “The explanation for this better be good.”
• “Stop talking before you say something we’ll both regret.”
  
• “Oh no, your words hurt me so much. How will I live?”