( long post ) – Hellfirebound

_{A shit ton of memes / sentence starters. Most said daily, but some are just for fun. also this is @siinfvl‘s fault.}

_{“We don’t have time for torture. Kill them and be done with it.”
“Tell me about your family.”
“You do as I command or i’ll find a way to make you.”
“You’re worthless to me.”
“I’m a necessary evil.”
“And you were right.”
“Do it. Shoot me.”
“Shoot them. Shoot them all.”
“Fuck you – i’m right and you’re wrong.”
“Well, I was trying to be modest.”
“I don’t do well around people.”
“Mother fucking shit fuck – I broke a nail.”
“FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER TOO!”
“I stepped on a frog.”
“SPIDER!”
“The ghost moved my wallet – can i borrow some money.”
“I’m broke again!”
“Fuck you!”
“I just watched _____ six times today.”
“WAGON HO!”
“What don’t ya want?”
“— NOT HER!”
“Someone move door stop.”
“We’re out of plates.”
“OH MY GOD THE INTERNET IS DOWN!”
“Let’s hang.”
“Got a rope?”
“Fuckin’ shit lord shit – they didn’t give me my change.”
“The dryer broke.”
“MY HAIR!”
“I’m failing class again.”
“i don’t care if you live or die – want a rope? maybe even a gun?”
“do it”
“i’ll drag you back screaming.”
"I don’t kill unless it’s necessary. You on the other hand… will do everything I say, won’t you?”
“— they are coming.”
"the next time you get in my way? you’ll die just like them.”
"You should have let me kill him.”
“I will stop you – if it’s the last thing I do."
“You got the right to remain violent.”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“I gotta take a dri- no BATHROOM NOW!”
“Six times today! I _____.”
“I had a ____ facial.”
“Get off me!”
“She/He is in my chair.”
“I don’t like this.”
“I don’t like you!”
“WELL fuck you too sir.”
“My shirt is older than your honor student.”
“Excuse me… do you have some grey poupon?”
“The fucking ___ moved!”
“Send help.”
“I lost my brain when you were born.”
“Hi, i’m ___ and i’m a ___.”
“I hate you.”
“I could live off Pepto.”
“HERE WE GO AGAIN!”}

_fryordie:

Right, wrong, such connotations mattered little to he who’d chosen what side to join, settling for the same lot that Ky had been spending much of his life to escape. How detestable it was to think that he who’d been an Avenger, an idol to men back when the world was young enough to believe unquestionably in powers beyond their tiny sphere of influence could stand to betray such faith placed in him and for what, the chance to become something more than he was right now without his titles or powers? Perhaps Gorr had been right all along; the gods were without fail a truly selfish bunch by their very nature.

“Then don’t,” he intones with all the hostility of a gather thunderstorm. He didn’t need an audience to watch his decline, not as long as Mephisto’s grip still dwelt in his grasp. “Your sympathies are unwarranted. I chose this willingly and of my own accord.” Or so he suspected, at least. The blond hadn’t yet realised that an element of manipulation on the part of Ky’s grandfather had been involved– just enough to sway the unsettled mind of a fallen god seeking validation.

In a way, he’d sold off the last vestiges of what could be viewed as resembling the proud deity he’d once been to accept the devil’s bargain. And, quite keen with the prize he had received as a result, the Odinson holds up his his, showing off what he’d kept in his palm; it was a stone-like relic of some description, drenched in dark power. Those receptive to its malice would shudder in fear, and the very act of holding it had already seen the flesh around it change and become twisted.

And things were only going to get worse from there.

“To think that you can’t stomach what I have become is a fine irony– are you so petty to not acknowledge my efforts to PREVENT the very same from happening to you?” He could see now that doing such was a waste of time. It cleared his conscious, or what little he had left of one to know this, his mind completely unencumbered by the dreadful effects of what he was about to do.

“Too bad. You would’ve been made better had you ACCEPTED this power.” Baring his teeth, Odinson affords Ky one last look at the stone relic before wrapping his fingers around it and crushing it within his grasp. After doing so, he raises his hand to his mouth and consumes the stone’s fragmented remains, per Mephisto’s instruction back when he detailed his disheartening decline.

Sadly, the effects of Odinson doing so were almost immediately apparent. His head is tossed back with a pained yell that soon turns into a contented chuckle as the stone’s influence pervades every inch of his being. His veins are turned black and become more pronounced as he gains an inch and so in height, giving himself fully to this dark gift by allowing himself to be wrapped by it.

Once the change has completed, Odinson’s face is dominated by a look of pure, wicked glee. He could feel strength flowing through every fibre of his being, could feel the static prickle once more at the tips of his fingertips. He was once more the thunderer he claimed to be, only when he goes to summon forth lightning, he does so with his hand, and where before it sported a blue hue, his manifested power was now red hued and considerably more erratic.

“No matter. I’ll GLADLY accept it in your place!”

_{It was all so wrong.}

_{When Ky found himself worthy, the first thing he did was wish to test himself with the hammer, and see just how far he could go. It wasn’t a fast process, but rather, it was a incredibly slow one.}

_{It took time to realize just what had been going on – not to mention that him wielding the hammer was a greater feet than previously believed. yes, he knew that only a select few could actually hold it, but like this? it almost seemed like a dream.}

_Almost.

_{Before long he knew exactly what he had and he wasn’t prone to let it go – no, Thor had lost that chance and right to hold the hammer long ago. It was Ky’s turn to show his worth, but in doing so he had changed.}

_{The anger burnt like a raging fire cooled.}

_{It was more tame now – controlled to the point where Ky’lar could harness what he needed. Not just when he needed it, but also how he needed it to move him forward as well.}

_{Thor may have chosen this fate willingly, but Ky knew fully well that there was another part at play here – his Grandfather no doubt has his hands in this. It wasn’t clear at first, but by the other’s words and now actions? It was as clear as the sun.}

_{The game the two of them played was quickly coming to a climax and where Ky had been making a turn for being truly a hero ( if one could use that term ), Thor had gone the complete other direction.}

_{Right into Mephisto’s loving arms.}

_{The very thought of the matter made him close to the point of being physical ill. True, this wouldn’t have happened if Ky was standing on the other side, and knew that it all could have been his.}

_{It was what he wanted after-all; the throne, the validation, and the power. To be more than just the Son of Blackheart, and be far more respected. It was a want that he never would obtain now; lost on him the moment he realized the true extent of what Thor was becoming.}

_{What he could have been. A terrible, but fearsome force – something that was everything Ky ever wanted.}

_{However, now that he had seen Thor’s true transformation, and acceptance of the offer… things changed. It occurred to him that maybe he could use this to his advantage; if he could defeat Thor, maybe he could not just prove he was worthy, but prove his worthiness to his Grandfather.}

_{It was a risky ploy, but one that he was going to go through with. That way, maybe he’d have a chance to save Thor even though there was a nagging feeling in the back of his mind to throw the hammer down and join him – no, the both of them.}

_{“We’d still be in the same place, Unworthy one.” His tone remained stern – even if Ky knew that deep down he didn’t want this to happen. That he didn’t want to face off against what he could be – no, should have been.}

_{“Our sides would have just been changed.” Or, more importantly, Ky would have been like Thor was, bit in his mind… vasty different. If he had chosen this path, he would have been far stronger yes, but he doubted any human resemblance would have been left over. That way, Ky could have fully left his humanity behind, but that fate was long gone ( or so he thought ).}

_{“But the one thing that would be the same,” he said, letting his grip loosened on the Hammer; just enough so he barely held the handle as he took a step closer. “You’ll never beat me.”}

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vireous:

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_{Ky’lar Richardson // main blog}

_{Multi-Muse /// secondary}

_{Grant Lancaster // secondary}

_{Aaron Lancaster // tertiary}

_{Odin // tertiary}

_{Remus Ward // tertiary}

_{James ‘erik’ Jackson // quaternary}

_{12th Doctor // quaternary}

_{sorrowsfate &}_vireous

_{dee doubted that everyone would keep their heads on properly. it was one thing to be in the same room as lucifer, but to be around her son would be another thing entirely. part of her thought things would go great, but another… she didn’t want to even think of that outcome. the one where she lost everything… again.}

_{“do you really expect him to play nicely?” a simple question, but one that she knew had to be asked, “he’s unstable, uncontrolled, and…” that was when she realized that her hands were balling into tight fists and let out a deep breath, “hopefully not willing to murder me the moment he comes in the room.”}

Lucifer knew nothing about this would go well, all of them were like the worst cocktail that could exist. Each of them with their own goal in mind and that included him. He was forever aiming at something that no one else knew. It was amusing for him, to see another family as dysfunctionally messed up as his and he actually appear like the normal one out of it all. To say he was having fun would be an understatement. He eyes Dee and smirks as he notes the way her hands clench, his whole frame simply relaxing back in the seat as though he had no cares in the world.

❝ Your son is many things including those you just said. But who knows, he might decide to indulge us with his curiosity. ❞ Was he falsely trying to plactate Dee with his words – Maybe. Mostly as he didn’t know how it would end, Dee’s anger alone was enough to throw this thing into high reverse and as usual he would be the one who was cleaning up the mess and trying to repair damage That of course is if he feels like it.

_{usually, ky only stayed in one meat-suit around Lucifer, and that was due to the fact he enjoyed it so much. then again, there was real doubt that it would matter what or who he wore these days.}

_{he’d gotten to the point where he was comfortable. far more than he had around any other and he didn’t want that to change. sure, they had their fights, but that was part of who they were. ripping and tearing each other apart till there was nothing left.}

_{then again, they always healed; might not have been the same as before, but they both had their jagged edges already. the sort of edges that cut into anything got got near and always got sharper as the fights went on by.}

_{it was to that very reason he tried to stay away when he could. breaking the ‘rules’ so he could do what he wanted. sometimes, it was just making deals or even tormenting hunters, but on the rare occasions he hunted angels. something he had been told to stop several times over and had… for a while. he just always returned to his bad habits.}

_{a reason to why he wasn’t very keen on returning back to lucifer just yet — still, he was sure he could spend the rest of the night in a cool hotel room after crawled back to his archangel. that way, he could have his own personal form of relaxation by downing several bottles of alcohol before returning to the other’s side.however, he would have to get through this first before ( eventually ) draining a shit-on of alcohol from either public bar or a private one.}

_{as ky entered through the doors his arms quickly folded against his chest. even more so since he noticed that someone else was with him. just his luck that this was going to be either a meeting or… something. so, in his mind, it would be best to get this over with, and then he could go back to his usual bit ‘relaxation’ with-out having to deal with anyone ( demon or otherwise ) for at least another hour or two.}

_{“so,” he mused as he gave a faint gesture to dee, “who’s the girl?” he could have asked much more on to why exactly she was there, but he wasn’t that interested. mildly curious about why she was there, but not that interested in her in all reality.}

_{// @sorrowfought}

_{Iron coated bullets now loaded into the weapon, he keeps himself at a comfortable distance of about two hundred and fifty yards out. A grin tugs at his lips as Ky’lar falls into his line of sight. While this wouldn’t be nearly as satisfying as gutting him with a blade, it would be immensely satisfying to watch his body drop so easily.}

_{Besides, this wasn’t meant to be a death sentence. Just a friendly warning to the demon. The rest would come later. For now, he lets out a soft exhale and squeezes the trigger.}

_{it was highly unusual for ky to have an actual good day. especially when things hadn’t been awful for the last few weeks. trying to stay out of trouble for eve was harder than he thought – before, he could go a few days to weeks with out doing anything harmful, but now? it was harder than he expected.}

_{a reason to why he was hoping to relax with a simple beer before going back to his usual deals. that way, maybe he could focus on what he did well, and not on trying to avoid trouble — even if it followed him everywhere like a plague.}

_{three…..
two….
one…
bang!}

_{that was when everything changed. when the warning shot was just too big of a ‘warning’. the demon despised guns – not just due to the fact they were loud, but rather, they were unnecessary.}

_{falling to his knee’s as he slammed into the ground with a large thump wasn’t the worst of it. nor was the ringing in his ears that he couldn’t get to stop. it was the blood. his own blood that came from the gushing wound in his chest.}

_{if he was human, this would have most surely been lethal, but it still hurt. more to the point, it hurt like a bitch, and he expected another shot to come from somewhere else or even a hunter to appear from the shadows.}

_{it had happened before, someone got onto him, and tracked him down. they knew hand to hand combat was out of the picture. so, they went with guns, and usually they didn’t last long.}

_{however, this time around was different. it felt different at least. like this wasn’t the worst of it, but rather a warning of what was to come.
a warning that meant that he wasn’t safe.
it wouldn’t matter who or where he was.
he never would be safe.
not as long as someone was out for his head.}

_{gripping his the wound, he focused on his breathing, and would deal with the pain later. in the state he was in, a human would passing out due to blood loss or dead.}

_{good thing he wasn’t human, but that still didn’t mean he was out of the clear.
deep breath in.
deep breath out.
in..
out..}

_{“ i’ll have to deal-”
his words were cut off as he ended up crumbling to the ground. he could take it sure, but the body – no, the vessel, he couldn’t. thus, the body did what it could in the situation it was in.}

_{it shut down.}

_{as for how long, even ky didn’t know, but he would make it out of this. it just would take time, and hopefully whoever shot him didn’t come back to finish the job.}

_{for once, ky’lar really didn’t want to die.}

_{/ @dusttcdusk —-> from ask!}

elsaofarendelle:

Win A Frozen Themed Mystery Box!

*rubs hands together* Ok Snowflakes, it’s finally here. My first merch giveaway and I am jittery with excitement! I have one mystery box full of Frozen goodies I’ve selected for one lucky winner, the items inside range from jewelry to plush toys, some of them I own myself and love or were things I would want to own.

Who doesn’t love a mystery box full of swag from your favorite movie?!

Rules:

— – You must be following me. If you follow me just to win I’m going to block you and you’ll lose your chance at any future giveaways I do.

— – Likes don’t count but you can reblog as many times as you want.

— – Available only to US and Canada residents. Unfortunately, I’m unable to ship overseas at this time. I am planning to do a second give away later in 2018 for those of you living outside the US and Canada.

— – You need to be 18+ or have parental permission prior to me shipping to you. I will need your physical address, I’m not comfortable sending stuff to minors without your parent/guardian’s permission.

— – The winner will be chosen using Random.org.

— – These gifts are not intended to be resold! If I find out you’ve turned around and put them up on any website for resale I’m going to be hurt and probably angry. I’m doing this because I want to give back to the community who has given so much to me and share my love of Frozen.

— – You have to love Frozen. Seriously. This is a giveaway for the Frozen fandom and if you’re not a fan idek why you’re reading this.

This giveaway will run through the end of December and the winner will be chosen on January 4th, 2018. Please allow 1 – 2 weeks for shipping as I might decide to add some extra goodies to the box before I send it off.

Frozen has brought me a lot of joy over the past four years, I want to share those warm hug feelings with you guys. Thank you for following me and welcoming me into the fandom.

Good luck!

faithiiisms:

So it’s that time of year again and in the holiday spirit, I thought I would take the time to give a shout out to a few people who have made my four years here on tumblr enjoyable. I love each and everyone of my followers even those that I’ve never spoken to. You’ve ALL made this site bearable when it could be rather shitty and for that, I am thankful. There however a few people who have done more and have been alongside me for this long and often times bumpy ride.

FOLLOW FOREVER & I MEAN FOREVER YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME

Rae aka Mrs. Munster ( @dramatvrgy & @sardonicbeauty & @superintcndent )

This gal right here is my best friend. I met her four years ago when I decided to take a leap and branch out into the True Blood fandom and take a break from Spike. At the time there were several Eric Northman’s running around and Pam’s as well but there Rae was, accepting and welcoming and gave me a chance. I didn’t know at the time that we would continue to be friends for so many years to come, even after a few bumps in the road. Like any friendship, people get busy and real life takes precedence over this life and that was and is okay. But every time we talked it was like there’d never been a week or sometimes month long pause between us talking. I couldn’t ask for a better talented and caring friend who continues to put up with my lame ass like Rae has. And for that I will forever be thankful for having you in my life and I look forward to hugging the fuck out of you and getting to see your adorable face in person someday soon. I love you Mrs. Munster. the Lily to my Herman, the Morticia to my Gomez, and most importantly and forever, the Pam to my Eric. xoxoxox

Letty aka Dumpster Trash ( @deathishergift & @wecouldbehcroes )

Trash. That’s it, next person! Lol no, no, I’m kidding. Though we do have some trashy ships and threads that never see the day of light because well, we’d be committed for being so trashy lol Letty is an awesome person. She’s truly a great person and amazing writer who tries her damnedest to balance her time here and with work like so many of us do. I honestly could not see my life here on tumblr without Letty and her many muses, especially her Buffy Summers because people, this is the real deal right here. I’ve told you many times before and I’m going to continue to do so until I’m blue in the face, you will always and I mean ALWAYS be the Buffy Summers blog I run to when I have an idea, no matter what blog I’m on or what fandom I’m in. You’ve given Buffy such a loud voice and bigger life that when I think of her character, all I can see is your blog, your interpretation, and all of our threads. There is no other and never will be. So thank you for continuing to be the dumpster to my endless pile of flaming garbage because there’s no one else I’d ever want to write such trash with. xoxox

Ella aka Actual Tinkerbell ( @tiiinkerbel & @wantedlaughs & @doesntflirt & all the others!! )

We all know I’m a picky bitch and if it hadn’t been for me being not picky–I know such a shock–I would have never given this living human Salt-mine a chance when she followed all of my blogs about a year or so ago. Like most people, I assumed your blog was Disney associated and thought you had blatantly ignored my rules and specifically the part where I mention which fandoms/blogs I don’t follow. But you weren’t and hadn’t. So I’m happy that I decided to check your blog out and actually read the damn thing because if I hadn’t, who the hell knows what my life could have been, man. You have changed it so much for the better, have been there when I needed someone to vent and bitch at, and I count on you to be twenty times saltier than me which makes me feel better lmao Every time I think of Peter Pan I think of your Tinkerbell and how much better they are and how much of an asshole they are. We’ve created some pretty awesome AU’s and pairings that are some of my absolute favorites and I really don’t ever want to be in a world where you aren’t in my life. So thank you for putting up with my idiot muses and my lame ass for so long and keep being beautiful you salty bitch xoxox

Rose aka The reason why I love OC’s ( @trustmeimawitch & @nowherexkids & @inlupineways & the rest!!! )

Guys, honestly, if you’re not following any of this wonderful woman’s blogs, what even is your life?! Original characters get a bad rep in the RPC for many reasons and because of that, I’ve always been skeptical about them. That was all until I stumbled across Rose and her merry gang of kids. These muses are probably the most developed bunch of OC’s that I have ever read about, interacted with, and have gotten to know over the course of two, maybe three years. If you’ve seen my blog, you know very well that a lot of my pairings are with Rose because well, I’m a sucker for her muses! They’re all so well put together and have such incredible backstories that I can’t see the face claims she uses as anyone else except for her muses. She may get a lot of shit for being mean out of character because people don’t take the time to get to know her and know how to not take things personal. But she isn’t mean! She’s so much fun to talk to about pretty much anything RP related and OOC related as well. We have one pairing that is my absolute favorite and will forever be on the top of my pairings list and it’s probably the most thought out and developed pairing I have anywhere. I can’t wait to read the series you’re writing that has all your OC’s in them because I just know that they’re all going to be kick ass and again guys, go follow Rose because you won’t regret it!! xoxox

Again, I love ALL of my followers and everyone that I have befriended here over the years. So just because you’re name isn’t up here doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate you every single second of every day because I do!! And I believe you all deserve happiness and everything good in your lives. So thank you for an awesome four almost five years of writing on this site and I love every single of one you and hope to have you all in my life for many more years to come! xoxoxoxox

Now! On to the giveaway that is for EVERYONE!!!!! So here are the rules and please follow them!

Rules;

You must be following me here & not unfollow once this giveaway is over because wow rude

Everyone can enter so long as you are a roleplay blog

Only REBLOGS count but please don’t clutter your followers dash

Winners will be selected using THIS generator

Giveaway will end December 24th (Christmas Eve) at midnight PST

Winners will have 72 hours (three days) to contact me once announced for details and to claim their prizes

Please note that prizes will take time to finish so patience will be needed and appreciated!!!

Prizes;

First place – One (1) lucky winner will receive a custom theme background, a theme edit using either of these two codes; code one or code two neither of which I own! First place will also receive a mobile banner, 400 custom icons (either base icons; static or gif), verse images, and promo

Second place – Two (2) lucky winners will receive a custom mobile banner and 200 icons (either base icons; static or gif), and promo

Third place – Three (3) lucky winners will receive 100 icons (either base icons, static or gif)

Good luck to everyone!! And I hope you all have a safe and happy holiday!!!

xoxoxox Char

roleplaypositivityy:

Hello everyone! Just as I did in 2015 and 2016, roleplaypositivityy will be hosting another Secret Santa event this December!

The concept:

Everyone is assigned another roleplayer to write positivity about. As long as there is someone signed up that fits the bill, I try to make sure everyone writes for and receives from someone they RP with or who is at least in the same fandom as them. Each week has a different theme, and you will both receive and send one shoutout per week. You will send in a total of five shoutouts about your assigned person, and receive five from your secret santa. At the end of the month, it is revealed who wrote about who! Overall, for the last two years it was a lot of fun and got a lot of positive feedback as an event, so I’m doing another one this year!

The rules:

Independent RP blogs only! OCs, canon, fandom, etc. doesn’t matter, but you must be an indie RP blog.

You do not need to be following me (roleplaypositivityy). It would be nice, though 🙂

You must be able to commit to sending all five shoutouts in about your assigned person. There will be weekly due dates when you need to have that week’s shoutout in by. If both of the first two shoutouts are late, I may have to remove you from the Secret Santa, because I need time to queue up the shoutouts.

Of course, positivity only! This isn’t really the place for criticism, even constructive criticism. It’s the holidays!

Please refer to my rules page for additional rules on shoutouts.

YOU MUST SEND THE SHOUTOUTS TO MY BLOG. Do not send the shoutout directly to the person. I moderate this event and make sure that everyone gets and sends the amount of shoutouts they are supposed to.

Please read through the entirety of this post before you sign up. If you have questions after you sign up, please check this post to see if it is answered here before coming to me to ask–most of the information you need should be here. Thanks!

Try to get as many of your RPer friends to enter as you can, to make sure you get someone you know to write about and to write about you!

Don’t tell the person you’re writing that you’re their secret santa–that ruins the fun!

You may enter on as many sideblogs as you want, but you will be expected to send positivity from each one, so don’t sign up with multiple accounts if you aren’t prepared for that!

How it Works:

Shoutouts this year will be due on the Friday of each week. You can send in shoutouts as far before the due date as you want (i.e., if you felt like it you could send them all in at once at the beginning of the event–I don’t mind.) On the due date, they must be sent before 8PM EST. If you think you won’t be able to get in a shoutout on time, let me know beforehand–I am very flexible and we can work something out, as long as you let me know ahead of time!

When you submit a shoutout, please do so in this format:

“Secret Santa shoutout for (INSERT USERNAME), (INSERT THE WEEK NUMBER): Here is the content of your shoutout. Please write more than a sentence–what you write will probably mean a lot to the recipient, so put some effort into it!”

This year’s themes and due dates:

DUE NOVEMBER 24TH: Comments about the person’s muse/development/characterization. Will be posted Nov. 27 – December 3rd

DUE DECEMBER 1ST: Comments on the person’s writing. Will be posted December 4th – 10th

DUE DECEMBER 8TH: Comments on the mun’s personality (if you haven’t written with/met the person before, I will have a post to help you think of something during this week!). Will be posted December 11 – 17th

DUE DECEMBER 16TH: List 5 things you like about your recipient that you haven’t mentioned in the past 3 weeks. Will be posted December 18th – 24th

ALSO DUE DECEMBER 16TH: General positivity. All of these will be posted on Christmas day, so remember to wish your recipient a happy holidays!

Who wrote messages for who will be revealed between December 26th and New Year’s Day.

How to Enter:

Reblog this post.

Fill out this Google Form. (If you have any trouble, please let me know!)

That’s it! EVERYONE who reblogs and fills out the form will be entered, and entries close November 19th. On that day, you will get a confirmation message from me to make sure you’re in and to tell you who you’re writing for–please respond within 48 hours or you will be removed! Remember that your first shoutouts are due November 25th.

Also, if you are interested in being a co-mod for this event, please message me! I could use some help.

Have fun, everyone! I’m looking forward to seeing all the positivity you guys write and receive! ❤