Tag: No I don’t want your soul; just a favor ( Asks / Meme’s )

general assholery .

melamemea:

  • “ oh right. because you’re such a big fucking deal around here. right. ”
  • “ yeah you know, maybe if you had been prettier… ”
  • “ sorry but i don’t do people with glasses. ”
  • “ oh pardon, but this is a Geek Free Zone. ”
  • “ jesus christ, do you ever shower? ”
  • “ i’ve never met anyone as dumb as you. ”
  • “ what’s it like being born as an inbred bulldog? ”
  • “ your mom should have used birth control. ”
  • “ i heard that there was a discount on rope, something for you? ”
  • “ the more you speak the dumber i get. ”
  • “ could you move the fuck out of the way? ”
  • “ your ass is covering up half the line, you wall. ”
  • “ bet your mom isn’t half as hot as you. ”
  • “ so, got a hot sister/brother? ”
  • “ holy fuck you don’t look anything like your pictures. ”
  • “ could you take your lung cancer elsewhere? i hate smokers. ”
  • “ tell me again how age ever helped anyone, oldie. ”
  • “ what’s it like being a responsible adult? oh wait — you’re not one. ”
  • “ your ego is definitely bigger than your dick. ”
  • “ i’m blonde. what’s your excuse? ”
  • “ is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?”

Realistic Depression/Mental Illness Starter Sentences

angstmemes:

“You can at least pretend to be happy.”
“Why didn’t you tell anyone what you were going through?”
“You did this to yourself?”
“Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? What got you in such a state?”
“Do you need help? Professional help?”
“Well, to me it just looks like you’re being lazy.”
“You can’t be afraid of everything. I bet you’re just doing this to be interesting.”
“Why do you always want to have all the attention? Everyone gets depressed. Get over it.”
“You’re going to have to get over yourself sometime soon. You can’t just sit around doing nothing forever.”
“You just take some meds and it’s gone, right? Don’t be so difficult.”
“You’re trying to tell me you’re one of those crazy people? Don’t be ridiculous, you’re fine!”
“You look much better today! Are you feeling better?”
“Why have you been hiding this for years?”
“You could’ve told me you felt like this.”
“Trust me, I hate myself more than you do, so yelling at me really isn’t going to change anything!”
“Do you ever think of, you know, ending it…? You need to be honest with me.”
“Stop making everything about you all the time. You’re so selfish.”
“Is there anything you don’t have difficulty with? You’re being so precious.”
“I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry.”
“I can tell you you’re not alone, because I’ve felt like this too.”
“You’re being so hard on yourself.”
“I don’t know why I do it. The pain just stops me from feeling so empty for a while.”
“You tried to kill yourself…? When?! Oh god…”
“I don’t think I will get better. I felt the same five years ago and I’ve spoken to plenty of therapists in the meantime. I think it’s just a part of who I am.”
“What are you feeling?”
“Don’t give me that. I give myself a hard enough time already. Harder than you could possibly imagine so PLEASE just leave me alone.”

“I know there’s nothing I can say to make it better, so maybe you should just let me hug you for a while?”

worried starters

angstmemes:

trigger warnings apply!
( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?”
“Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.”
“Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?”
“You need to think about yourself every once in a while.”
“I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!”
“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
“You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.”
“Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.”
“How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.”
“There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?”
“You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?”
“I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.”
“If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!”
“Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!”
“I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.”
“What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!”
“When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.”
“Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…”
“This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!”
“I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!”
“I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?”
“I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.”
“Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

five word prompts

an-exotic-writer:

[inspired by this]

  • “actually… i just miss you.”
  • “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
  • “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
  • “and then everything just disappears.”
  • “and where do i go?”
  • “anyone could tell from here.”
  • “are you finishing that or…?”
  • “are you stupid or stupid?”
  • “anything, just call me, okay?”
  • “bitch better have my money.”
  • “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
  • “but did you do it?”
  • “call me now. it’s urgent.”
  • “can’t you listen to me?”
  • “cross that. don’t answer that.”
  • “don’t even think about it.”
  • “don’t you dare walk away.”
  • “do it. i dare you.”
  • “did you think i forgot?”
  • “eventually… you just move on.”
  • “even if you still do.”
  • “everything will fall into place.”
  • “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
  • “for once, i need you.”
  • “for once… i was right.”
  • “for once… i was wrong.”
  • “forget i even asked you.”
  • “forget it. you fucking suck.”
  • “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
  • “fuck off. i mean it.”
  • “give and take. that’s life.”
  • “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
  • “have you lost your mind?”
  • “hello? it’s me. i was-”
  • “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
  • “here’s a glass of whatever.”
  • “how about a hug, hm?”
  • “how about you make me?”
  • “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
  • “i can’t be around you.”
  • “i don’t need you, really.”
  • “i don’t need this now.”
  • “is this your first time?”
  • “it’s just a cut, really.”
  • “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
  • “i said i love you.”
  • “just don’t fuck it up.”
  • “just… come back alive, okay?”
  • “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
  • “kick his ass for me.”
  • “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
  • “life really sucks. feel better.”
  • “letting go hurts… a lot.”
  • “let me live, will you?”
  • “no, i don’t need you.”
  • “nothing can hurt me now.”
  • “nothing matters anymore to me.”
  • “okay it was me… so?”
  • “people lie all the time.”
  • “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
  • “please, you can’t die now.”
  • “please don’t leave me alone.”
  • “quiet. they can hear us.”
  • “quick! give me your phone!”
  • “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
  • “quit it or i’ll bite.”
  • “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
  • “really? do i look stupid?”
  • “real smooth, tripping over air.”
  • “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
  • “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
  • “seriously? give me a break.”
  • “so… what are we now?”
  • “so… did you miss me?”
  • “so… can we go eat?”
  • “so… when’s the next flight?”
  • “so… how did everything go?”
  • “sometimes, i wish you died.”
  • “so what? you did it.”
  • “time passes slower without you.”
  • “then what do you suggest?”
  • “the fuck? who are you?”
  • “then you tell me why.”
  • “this is not working out.”
  • “this isn’t what i wanted.”
  • “this is all a fucking disaster.”
  • “when did it all happen?”
  • “who knew you’d be here?”
  • “why do i even bother?”
  • “why do i love you?”
  • “why didn’t you tell me?”
  • “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
  • “you can’t be here now.”
  • “you look like an accident.”
  • “you really need to go.”
  • “you know who to call.”
  • “zero fucks given. next please.”

buffyresources:

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER STARTERS
Part one.

  • “She has saved your lives again and again.”
  • “You actually think you have a shot with her?”
  • “A fella’s gotta try though.”
  • “Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.”
  • “Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something!”
  • “Their strong and I can’t fight. If they get in, I can’t protect you.”
  • “You think you have to protect me?”
  • “Oh, not with the girl power bit!”
  • “Is it difficult or time consuming?”
  • “I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.”
  • “Think that’s my cue to put some clothes on.”
  • “I feel safe with you…”
  • “I have come to redefine the words ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since i fell in love with you.”
  • “Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead !!!”
  • “I’d bite you in a heartbeat.”
  • “Don’t speak latin in front of the books.”
  • “I understand this sort of thing requites ice cream of some sort.”
  • “You’re cutting off my circulation !!!”
  • “On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.”
  • “Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”
  • “I was going to ask you to go out with me tomorrow night and i’m kinda nervous about it actually.”
  • “I like that. You’re unpredictable.”
  • “I’m 1120 years old. Just give me a frickin’ beer!”
  • “No i’m a rebel, you’re an idiot.”
  • “Love isn’t brains children, it’s blood.”
  • “I may be love’s bitch, but at least i’m man enough to admit it.”
  • “I’ve done things with you I can’t spell, but i’ve never been close to anyone. Ever. Least of all you, until last night.”
  • “All I did was hold you, watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. So yeah, i’m terrified.”
  • “I could do that but i’m paralyzed with not caring very much.”
  • “I wasn’t lurking! I was standing around. It’s a whole different vibe.”
  • “Is everyone here very stoned?”
  • “I’m insane, what’s his excuse?”
  • “It’s nice to watch you be happy. I don’t see that a lot.”
  • “Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.”
  • “I violently dislike you.”
  • “I’m counting on you.”
  • “I’m using you.”
  • “I’m not ready for you to not be here.”
  • “And remember if you hurt her, I will beat you death with a shovel.”
  • “I never knew you had so much rage in you.”
  • “I don’t want to be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.”
  • “Try on my world. See how it feels.”
  • “Are there drinks in your world?”
  • “She irons her jeans! She’s evil!”
  • “No weapon forged can stop me.”
  • “Do you see this? This might actually help me fight my war. This may be the key to everything.”
  • “Look, i’m tired of defensive, weird mixed signals.”
  • “Just get to the truth. I don’t know how you felt about last night.”
  • “God i’m such a jerk. I can’t do this.”
  • “It was the best night of my life.”
  • “I will make him die in ways he can’t imagine.”
  • “That would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”
  • “I may be dead, but i’m still pretty.”
  • “What can I say, I flunked the written.”
  • “Without passion, we’d be truly dead.”
  • “You think you know what’s to come, what you are. You haven’t even begun.”
  • “The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.”
  • “If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I’ve earned that.”
  • “You’re not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?”
  • “You up for a little reconnaissance?”
  • “No guy is worth your life! Not ever!”
  • “I don’t wanna deal with this right now. I’m taking a break from dealing.”
  • “If I see one more display of testosterone poisoning and I will personally put both of you in the hospital.”
  • “You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends.”
  • “You’ll be in love until it kills you both.”
  • “Let’s face it. None of us will have a happy, normal relationship.”
  • “I know you’ll never love me.”
  • “I know i’m a monster, but you treat me like a man.”
  • “Everything I feel, everything I touch….this is hell.”
  • “I thought you were a myth.”
  • “We both know that there are real monsters.”
  • “But there are real heroes that fight monsters, and that’s me.”
  • “I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.”
  • “I always find a way.”

rpmemes-galore:

Hellboy  {Sentence Starters}

  • “How big can it be?“
  • “You should be running.“
  • “I’m fireproof, you’re not.“
  • “Didn’t I kill you already?“
  • “Oh, yeah. That was weird.“
  • “Don’t get psychic with me.”
  • “No, it doesn’t make it all right.”
  • “Remind me why I do this again.“
  • “Are you going to be okay? Alone?“
  • “Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart.“
  • “Cut to the end, will ya? How do I kill it?“
  • “Look, I’m really sorry, but I’m not your guy.“
  • “I wish you would take better care of yourself.“
  • “I’m not going to be around forever, you know.”
  • “So, how many escapes this year alone? Five.”
  • “You’re not old enough to be giving me advice.“
  • “Believe me, I have lived long enough to know!“
  • “He doesn’t want me with him. I know that much.“
  • “In the dark I heard your voice, what did you say?“
  • “I wish I could do something about this. But I can’t.”
  • “Yeah, that’s what you do. That’s why we need you.“
  • “Could you hold this guy for a while? He is so negative.”
  • “Behind this door, a dark entity. Evil, ancient and hungry.“
  • “You will never understand what kind of power you have.“
  • “You know what my problem with you is? You’re reckless.“
  • “Could you hurry up, because it’s a… it’s a little spooky in here.“
  • “Well let’s see… there was that moment, when I had the train on top of my head.”
  • “My uncle used to say that we like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects.“
  • “But I can promise you two things. One: I’ll always look this good.Two: I’ll never give up on you… ever.“

shxmanisms:

❝ SHIT I’VE SAID WHILE PVPING: THE SEQUEL ❞

Back by not really popular demand, and because the first edition has
been doing its rounds as of late: more stupidity, bad language, and
                  an extra large shipment of salt.

  • ❝ we can’t all be arms warriors and frost death knights, karen. ❞ 
  • ❝ they’ve taken my insignia and my honor. ❞ 
  • ❝ crossing the map in 5 seconds or your money back: Vengeance Demon Hunters™. ❞
  • ❝ i made plays that last game. PLAYS. ❞
  • ❝ joke’s on them: they put me in the graveyard but i’ve been dead for years. ❞ 
  • ❝ life doesn’t revolve around killing blows. ❞ 
  • ❝ i knocked them into the pit. they screamed. no one can help them now. ❞ 
  • ❝ melee are cancelled. ❞
  • ❝ casters are cancelled. ❞ 
  • ❝ if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. ❞ 
  • ❝ you know they’re top tier when they’ve got a bunch of toys on. ❞
  • ❝ who would win: a highly talented player with a knowledge of crowd control and rotation or one keyboard-turning boi? ❞ 
  • ❝ brb bio. ❞
  • ❝ death is the only release. ❞
  • ❝ alone at a base on a friday night? no problem. drain soul. ❞ 
  • ❝ i did everything at once and they’re not dead. i’m extremely disappointed. ❞
  • ❝ i wish i could see what they are saying right now. ❞ 
  • ❝ is this my calling? is this what i’m meant to do with my life? ❞ 
  • ❝ ugh ─ you know?! you know?? you know. ❞ 
  • ❝ i don’t care. i don’t even care. ❞
  • ❝ i care immensely. ❞ 
  • ❝ look. look with your special eyes. ❞ 
  • ❝ i came. i saw. i conquered. ❞ 
  • ❝ may god have mercy on the man with the nerve to /spit on me. ❞ 
  • ❝ it’s not true slaughter until you’re killing with friends. ❞
  • ❝ okay, so here’s the plan: don’t die. ❞ 
  • ❝ look, see? we’re bonding over murder and jumping in place. ❞
  • ❝ kill me. ❞ 

  • ❝ fuck me. ❞

  • ❝ Yes. YES. YES!!!! ❞ 
  • ❝ all these flavors and they chose to be salty. ❞
  • ❝ i turned away for a second and now i’m dead. ❞
  • ❝ demon hunters. ❞ 
  • ❝ leave me alone. i’m busy. ❞ 
  • ❝ everyone is dead to me. ❞
  • ❝ if it’s red, it’s dead. ❞ 
  • ❝ aw, leave them alone. they’re doing their best. ❞ 
  • ❝ get absolutely deleted, my guy. ❞ 
  • ❝ i dispell myself more than my healers do. ❞ 
  • ❝ you are not forgiven. leave my presence. ❞
  • ❝ these people are a disgrace to humanity. ❞ 
  • ❝ not even this unlimited supply of mana buns can fill the void in my heart. ❞ 

  • ❝ it’s over. ❞

  • ❝ i killed them. i killed a warrior all on my own. ❞

  • ❝ it’s the little victories that count here. ❞

  • ❝ i feel more pride in my left foot than i do for my faction. ❞

  • ❝ that was brutal. i loved it. ❞

  • ❝ shit, i wasn’t paying attention. ❞

  • ❝ go on ─ get out of here! shoo! ❞

  • ❝ i’ve had more fun dead than i’ve had living. ❞ 

RP starters: Betrayal

yourmusings:

  • “I thought I could trust you!”
  • “I should’ve known.”
  • “Are you just going to leave me here?!”
  • “Where are you going?”
  • “Why did you do this?”
  • “Don’t. I don’t need to hear your pathetic excuses anymore.”
  • “You can still do the right thing!”
  • “You knew about this all along, didn’t you?”
  • “I will remember this…”
  • “I thought we were friends!”
  • “Please let’s just go back, please.”
  • “This is a joke, right? Right?”
  • “What are you doing? What…?
  • “I still believe there is a good person in you.”
  • “It was necessary.”
  • “Did you really think I cared about you?”
  • “This was my plan all along.”
  • “There was no other way.”
  • “How cute. Struggle all you want, you won’t be leaving this place.”
  • “This is what you get from trusting me.”
  • “It’s too late to go back.”
  • “I’m sorry this had to go down like this.”
  • “That’s right, I lied.”
  • “It’s all for a good cause.”
  • “You were so stupid. You should’ve known.”
  • “Just so you know.. I don’t regret anything.”
  • “Shame. I kind of liked you.”
  • “This is my responsibility.”