lily-memes:

Snarky starters

  • “I’m sorry, when did I ask for your opinion?”
  • “How many people have heard that pick-up line?”
  • “If I cared, I would have listened the first time.”
  • “I’ve been called worse.”
  • “Can you tell me when exactly I asked what you thought?”
  • “Who asked you to come?”
  • “Congratulations. Can we continue?”
  • “Thank you so much, for your highly valuable opinion.”
  • “Don’t you have somewhere else to be?”
  • “Did I actually just hear you say that?”
  • “The explanation for this better be good.”
  • “Stop talking before you say something we’ll both regret.”
  • “Oh no, your words hurt me so much. How will I live?”

falscshephcrd:

defenders ep. 1 sentence starters

change pronouns as necessary 

  • “you need to run.”
  • “i think you’re the man/woman we’re looking for”
  • “you know who i am?”
  • “come on, the night’s just getting started”
  • “i’m just saying, you might want to consider it”
  • “you know what your problem is?”
  • “do not say the h-word”
  • “my bad”
  • “these belong to you”
  • “as long as it worked”
  • “i’m not starting over, ____, i’m moving forward”
  • “i’m so happy for you”
  • “mind if i tell you something?”
  • it’s only going to get harder, ___”
  • “no one can give you your life back, ___. you have … you gotta take it back”
  • “are you going to talk to me about whatever’s on your mind?”
  • “you were screaming. again.”
  • “i’m fine”
  • “i think we have different understandings of the word fine”
  • “i’m giving you my professional opinion”
  • “should we get that coffee?”
  • “you got potential”
  • “i can’t remember the last time i hand-wrote a letter”
  • “whatever’s going on in ___, i’m going to find out”
  • “the only thing you need to worry about is you”
  • “i just wanna help people”
  • “do you wish you’d kept your secret to yourself?”
  • “do you miss it? the suit?”
  • “i’m trying”
  • “we are not doing that thing where you come in here like you live here”
  • “you gave me a key”
  • “don’t read over my shoulder”
  • “bet you loved that, didn’t you?”
  • “who the hell uses pay phones anymore?”
  • “i want my key back”
  • “i wish it was that easy”
  • “i think she’d be happy about how well you’re doing”
  • “or maybe she’d tell me that i’m abandoning that life”
  • “there’s nothing wrong with letting people go”
  • “things seem to be going okay”
  • “listen… i can help you”
  • “you could trust me”
  • “i think you should go”
  • “it’s too late for heroes”
  • “hero’s your word. not mine”

endbound-a:

SUPERNATURAL   0504: THE END   SENTENCE STARTERS

‘ you know the not-talking thing is kinda creepy, right? ‘
‘ aw, crap. ‘
‘ let’s see what’s happening in sports. that’s right – no more sports. congress revoked the right to group assembly. ‘
‘ he, what, dropped a dime on me? ‘
‘ in fact, why don’t you give me one good reason why i shouldn’t gank you right here and now? ‘
‘ croatoan virus, right? that’s their endgame? ‘
‘ it’s efficient, it’s incurable, and it’s scary as hell. ‘
‘ whoa, you’re just going to leave me here? ‘
‘ i got a camp of twitchy trauma survivors out there with an apocalypse hanging over their head. ‘
‘ you stay on lock down. ‘
‘ dick. ‘
‘ we’re pretty good on canned goods for now, but we’re down on next to nothing on perishables and hygiene supplies. ‘
‘ people are not gonna be happy about this. ‘
‘ aren’t you supposed to be out on a mission right now? ‘
‘ you spent the night in jane’s cabin last night, didn’t you? ‘
‘ i thought we had a connection. ‘
‘ why not get washed up for the orgy? ‘
‘ i thought you’d gotten over trying to label me. ‘
‘ oh yeah, it’s friggin’ fascinating. ‘
‘ what are you, stoned? ‘
‘ when you need to know something, you will know it. ‘
‘ you just shot a guy in cold blood! ‘
‘ i didn’t see the point in troubling a good man with bad news. ‘
‘ you don’t get to make the decisions, i do. ‘
‘ when i say stay in, you stay in. ‘
‘ what was the mission, anyway? ‘
‘ tonight, i’m gonna kill the devil. ‘
‘ you wanna shut up? ‘
‘ so, a demon tells you where satan’s gonna be and you just believe it? ‘
’ oh good, it’s right in the middle of a hotzone. ‘
‘ you sayin’ my plan is reckless? ‘
‘ okay, if you don’t like reckless, i could use insouciant, maybe. ‘
‘ we’re loaded and on the road at midnight. ‘
‘ relax, you’ll be fine. ‘
‘ you’re coming because i want you to see something. ‘
‘ lucifer is wearing him to prom. ‘
‘ half the planet’s better than no planet, which is what we have now! ‘
‘ if i could do it all over again, i’d say yes in a heartbeat. ‘
‘ you hoard toilet paper. hoard it like it’s made of gold. ‘
‘ i’m happy that the stick is out of your ass. ‘
‘ i’m not an angel anymore. ‘
‘ i’m practically human. ‘
‘ why the hell not bury myself in women and decadence, right? ‘
‘ you’re lying to these people and to me. ‘
‘ i know your lying expressions. ‘
‘ i don’t seem to be the only member of your posse with some questions, so maybe i’ll just take my doubts over to them. ‘
‘ this place should be white hot with croats. where are they? ‘
‘ you mean you’re gonna send your friends into a meat grinder? ‘
‘ something is broken in you. ‘
‘ go ahead. kill me. ‘
‘ kill you? don’t you think that would be a little redundant? ‘
‘ oh good god. you’re not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are you? ‘
‘ then he asked all of us to bow down before you – to love you more than him. ‘
‘ these human beings are flawed, murderous. ‘
‘ does the punishment fit the crime? ‘
‘ i know what you are. the same brand of cockroach i’ve been squashing my whole life. ‘
‘ the only difference between them and you is the size of your ego. ‘
‘ i get what the other angels see in you. ‘
‘ whatever you do, you will always end up here. ‘
‘ i win. so, i win. ‘

rpmemes-galore:

Iron Man  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Are those bullet holes?“
  • “No, you intimidate them.”
  • “Oh, I see. So it’s personal.“
  • “Get down here. I need you.“
  • “Good God, you’re a woman!“
  • “I don’t have anyone but you.“
  • “Am I making you uncomfortable?“
  • “I thought you said this was safe!?”
  • “I don’t like it when you have plans.“
  • “I never said you were a superhero.“
  • “A little ostentatious, don’t you think?“
  • “Don’t waste it… don’t waste your life.”
  • “All I’m looking for is a straight answer.“
  • “We gotta go. Come on, move with me.”
  • “That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.“
  • “We got a plan, and we’re going to stick to it.“
  • “I don’t think you could tie your shoes without me.“
  • “So, you’re a man who has everything… and nothing.”
  • “The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.”
  • “Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.“
  • “What are you trying to get rid of me for? You got plans?“
  • “Three hours! Three hours you’ve kept me standing here!“
  • “You’re going to kill yourself. I’m not going to be a part of it.“
  • “I’ve been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them.”
  • “Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.“
  • “Don’t ever, ever, ever, ask me to do anything like that, ever again!“
  • “If you douse me again, and I’m not on fire, I’m donating you to a city college.“
  • “There’s been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop.”

Devil’s Night Date Application

horrificmemes:

Because Valentine’s day is yawn, have your muse fill out this application and submit it to see if my muse would have a Devil’s Night date with yours! 

Name:
Age:
How well do we know each other?:
Why do you want to be my date?:
Will we do anything spooky?:
Will we play any pranks?:
What other mischief will we get up to?:
Should we also spend Halloween together?:
Final notes(optional):