Pretend to give them bad news, pretend to break up with them, pretend to make an upsetting confession – as long as it hurts, it’s fair game.
Tag: No I don’t want your soul; just a favor ( Asks / Meme’s )
Snarky starters
- “I’m sorry, when did I ask for your opinion?”
- “How many people have heard that pick-up line?”
- “If I cared, I would have listened the first time.”
- “I’ve been called worse.”
- “Can you tell me when exactly I asked what you thought?”
- “Who asked you to come?”
- “Congratulations. Can we continue?”
- “Thank you so much, for your highly valuable opinion.”
- “Don’t you have somewhere else to be?”
- “Did I actually just hear you say that?”
- “The explanation for this better be good.”
- “Stop talking before you say something we’ll both regret.”
- “Oh no, your words hurt me so much. How will I live?”
My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.
Break my muse. Exploit their insecurities and weaknesses. Do whatever it takes to make them angry or cry.
defenders ep. 1 sentence starters
change pronouns as necessary
- “you need to run.”
- “i think you’re the man/woman we’re looking for”
- “you know who i am?”
- “come on, the night’s just getting started”
- “i’m just saying, you might want to consider it”
- “you know what your problem is?”
- “do not say the h-word”
- “my bad”
- “these belong to you”
- “as long as it worked”
- “i’m not starting over, ____, i’m moving forward”
- “i’m so happy for you”
- “mind if i tell you something?”
- it’s only going to get harder, ___”
- “no one can give you your life back, ___. you have … you gotta take it back”
- “are you going to talk to me about whatever’s on your mind?”
- “you were screaming. again.”
- “i’m fine”
- “i think we have different understandings of the word fine”
- “i’m giving you my professional opinion”
- “should we get that coffee?”
- “you got potential”
- “i can’t remember the last time i hand-wrote a letter”
- “whatever’s going on in ___, i’m going to find out”
- “the only thing you need to worry about is you”
- “i just wanna help people”
- “do you wish you’d kept your secret to yourself?”
- “do you miss it? the suit?”
- “i’m trying”
- “we are not doing that thing where you come in here like you live here”
- “you gave me a key”
- “don’t read over my shoulder”
- “bet you loved that, didn’t you?”
- “who the hell uses pay phones anymore?”
- “i want my key back”
- “i wish it was that easy”
- “i think she’d be happy about how well you’re doing”
- “or maybe she’d tell me that i’m abandoning that life”
- “there’s nothing wrong with letting people go”
- “things seem to be going okay”
- “listen… i can help you”
- “you could trust me”
- “i think you should go”
- “it’s too late for heroes”
- “hero’s your word. not mine”
SUPERNATURAL 0504: THE END SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ you know the not-talking thing is kinda creepy, right? ‘
‘ aw, crap. ‘
‘ let’s see what’s happening in sports. that’s right – no more sports. congress revoked the right to group assembly. ‘
‘ he, what, dropped a dime on me? ‘
‘ in fact, why don’t you give me one good reason why i shouldn’t gank you right here and now? ‘
‘ croatoan virus, right? that’s their endgame? ‘
‘ it’s efficient, it’s incurable, and it’s scary as hell. ‘
‘ whoa, you’re just going to leave me here? ‘
‘ i got a camp of twitchy trauma survivors out there with an apocalypse hanging over their head. ‘
‘ you stay on lock down. ‘
‘ dick. ‘
‘ we’re pretty good on canned goods for now, but we’re down on next to nothing on perishables and hygiene supplies. ‘
‘ people are not gonna be happy about this. ‘
‘ aren’t you supposed to be out on a mission right now? ‘
‘ you spent the night in jane’s cabin last night, didn’t you? ‘
‘ i thought we had a connection. ‘
‘ why not get washed up for the orgy? ‘
‘ i thought you’d gotten over trying to label me. ‘
‘ oh yeah, it’s friggin’ fascinating. ‘
‘ what are you, stoned? ‘
‘ when you need to know something, you will know it. ‘
‘ you just shot a guy in cold blood! ‘
‘ i didn’t see the point in troubling a good man with bad news. ‘
‘ you don’t get to make the decisions, i do. ‘
‘ when i say stay in, you stay in. ‘
‘ what was the mission, anyway? ‘
‘ tonight, i’m gonna kill the devil. ‘
‘ you wanna shut up? ‘
‘ so, a demon tells you where satan’s gonna be and you just believe it? ‘
’ oh good, it’s right in the middle of a hotzone. ‘
‘ you sayin’ my plan is reckless? ‘
‘ okay, if you don’t like reckless, i could use insouciant, maybe. ‘
‘ we’re loaded and on the road at midnight. ‘
‘ relax, you’ll be fine. ‘
‘ you’re coming because i want you to see something. ‘
‘ lucifer is wearing him to prom. ‘
‘ half the planet’s better than no planet, which is what we have now! ‘
‘ if i could do it all over again, i’d say yes in a heartbeat. ‘
‘ you hoard toilet paper. hoard it like it’s made of gold. ‘
‘ i’m happy that the stick is out of your ass. ‘
‘ i’m not an angel anymore. ‘
‘ i’m practically human. ‘
‘ why the hell not bury myself in women and decadence, right? ‘
‘ you’re lying to these people and to me. ‘
‘ i know your lying expressions. ‘
‘ i don’t seem to be the only member of your posse with some questions, so maybe i’ll just take my doubts over to them. ‘
‘ this place should be white hot with croats. where are they? ‘
‘ you mean you’re gonna send your friends into a meat grinder? ‘
‘ something is broken in you. ‘
‘ go ahead. kill me. ‘
‘ kill you? don’t you think that would be a little redundant? ‘
‘ oh good god. you’re not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are you? ‘
‘ then he asked all of us to bow down before you – to love you more than him. ‘
‘ these human beings are flawed, murderous. ‘
‘ does the punishment fit the crime? ‘
‘ i know what you are. the same brand of cockroach i’ve been squashing my whole life. ‘
‘ the only difference between them and you is the size of your ego. ‘
‘ i get what the other angels see in you. ‘
‘ whatever you do, you will always end up here. ‘
‘ i win. so, i win. ‘
Send me 🔪 to stab my muse.
Iron Man {Sentence Starters}
- “Are those bullet holes?“
- “No, you intimidate them.”
- “Oh, I see. So it’s personal.“
- “Get down here. I need you.“
- “Good God, you’re a woman!“
- “I don’t have anyone but you.“
- “Am I making you uncomfortable?“
- “I thought you said this was safe!?”
- “I don’t like it when you have plans.“
- “I never said you were a superhero.“
- “A little ostentatious, don’t you think?“
- “Don’t waste it… don’t waste your life.”
- “All I’m looking for is a straight answer.“
- “We gotta go. Come on, move with me.”
- “That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.“
- “We got a plan, and we’re going to stick to it.“
- “I don’t think you could tie your shoes without me.“
- “So, you’re a man who has everything… and nothing.”
- “The more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.”
- “Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.“
- “What are you trying to get rid of me for? You got plans?“
- “Three hours! Three hours you’ve kept me standing here!“
- “You’re going to kill yourself. I’m not going to be a part of it.“
- “I’ve been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them.”
- “Let’s face it, this is not the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.“
- “Don’t ever, ever, ever, ask me to do anything like that, ever again!“
- “If you douse me again, and I’m not on fire, I’m donating you to a city college.“
- “There’s been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop.”
Devil’s Night Date Application
Because Valentine’s day is yawn, have your muse fill out this application and submit it to see if my muse would have a Devil’s Night date with yours!
Name:
Age:
How well do we know each other?:
Why do you want to be my date?:
Will we do anything spooky?:
Will we play any pranks?:
What other mischief will we get up to?:
Should we also spend Halloween together?:
Final notes(optional):
Send me “I don’t care about you. Never have.” for my muse’s reaction to yours saying that.