heireating:

         BOOK STARTERS VOL.26     ( GRACELING )    ( KRISTIN CASHORE )   ( PART I )

  1. ❛ I’m very pleased you’ve come with me. ❜
  2. ❛ If there’s anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I’ll hit them in the face. ❜
  3. ❛ When a monster stops behaving like a monster, does it stop being a monster? Does it become something else? ❜
  4. ❛ How absurd it is that the weakest and most vulnerable of people – girls, women – go unarmed and are taught nothing of fighting, while the strong are trained to the highest reaches of their skill. ❜
  5. ❛ What are you grinning at? ❜
  6. ❛ Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something? You look like we’re both on the verge of an enormous joke. ❜
  7. ❛ Only you would consider the collapse of the ceiling a good joke. ❜
  8. ❛ I’m afraid to tell you what I wish for, for fear you’ll… oh, I don’t know, throw me into the fire. ❜
  9. ❛ You’re more dear to my heart than I ever knew anyone could be. ❜
  10. ❛ I’ll teach you how to defend yourself, how to maim a man. ❜
  11. ❛ Wonderful — It’s quite boring really, the way you beat me to death with your hands and feet. It’ll be refreshing to have you come at me with a knife. ❜
  12. ❛ Forgive me, I was only trying to get your attention. ❜
  13. ❛ I suppose it never occurs to you to start small. If I told you my roof needed rebuilding, you’d start by knocking down the house. ❜
  14. ❛ Almost as beautiful as you are conceited. ❜
  15. ❛ You saved my life. I’m going to name my firstborn child after you. ❜
  16. ❛ I’ve heard you can kill a man with the nail of your smallest finger. ❜
  17. ❛ Does it make it easier? To have beautiful eyes? Does it lighten the burden of your Grace, to know you have beautiful eyes? ❜
  18. ❛ It seems better to me for a child to have these skills and never use them, than not have them and one day need them. ❜
  19. ❛ I wouldn’t marry him to save my life. Not even to save yours. ❜
  20. ❛ I know you’re teasing me. And you should know I’m not easily humiliated. ❜
  21. ❛ I should have stuck to my lies. It was the truth that almost had me killed, after all. ❜
  22. ❛ When you’re a monster, you are thanked and praised for not behaving like a monster. ❜
  23. ❛ I would like to restrain from cruelty and receive no admiration for it. ❜
  24. ❛ Mercy is more frightening than murder, because it is harder. ❜
  25. ❛ Your brand of comfort bears some similarity to your tactical offence. ❜
  26. ❛ The only way for you to keep your mind straight is to run from those who would confuse you. ❜
  27. ❛ How long will you be? I’d like to show you a couple of my new discoveries. ❜
  28. ❛ I thought it was supposed to be impossible to sneak up on you. Eyes of a hawk and ears of a wolf and all. ❜
  29. ❛ I’ll protect you. You’ll be safe with me. ❜
  30. ❛ Let me explain what will happen the instant one of your men makes a move toward me. I’ll get out of the room alive, but most of the rest of you will be dead. ❜
  31. ❛ I didn’t know you were capable of such bad temper. ❜
  32. ❛ You’re afraid of your own anger. ❜
  33. ❛ What have you done to yourself? Your hair is positively blue. ❜
  34. ❛ There’s no shame in crawling when one can’t walk. ❜
  35. ❛ Don’t be ashamed. Your sadness is dear to me. ❜
  36. ❛ Don’t be frightened. I won’t die. I won’t die, and we’ll meet again. ❜
  37. ❛ The colour of sunrise? It’s the colour of blood. I am not going to wear a red dress. ❜
  38. ❛ Everyone has some kind of power to hurt people. ❜
  39. ❛ Please, at least talk to me. ❜
  40. ❛ And how I feel? Doesn’t it matter? ❜
  41. ❛ I can’t know your feelings if you don’t know them yourself. ❜
  42. ❛ I will have a life, even though I carry this burden. ❜
  43. ❛ If I’d been trying to kill him, he’d be dead. ❜
  44. ❛ I told you before, I won’t fight when you’re angry. I won’t solve a disagreement between us with blows. ❜
  45. ❛ We’re too dangerous to each other. ❜

Lord of the Rings: ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’ sentence meme

faerieroleplaymemes:

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  • “The world is changed.”
  • “I wish none of this had happened.”
  • “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”
  • “Not the beard!”
  • “You shall not pass!”
  • “Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life.”
  • “What about second breakfast?”
  • “It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing.”
  • “I don’t suppose we’ll ever see them again.”
  • “Some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.”
  • “Do you remember when we first met?”
  • “If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.”
  • “You cannot give me this.”
  • “You offer it to me freely?”
  • “I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox.”
  • “There is evil there that does not sleep.”
  • “Keep it secret. Keep it safe.”
  • “One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!”
  • “If I take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.”
  • “It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart.”
  • “I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind.”
  • “Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of… mission… quest… thing.”
  • “I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.”
  • “If you’re referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved.”
  • “Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!”
  • “What is this new devilry?”
  • “A little late for trimming the verge, don’t you think?”
  • “I know what I must do. It’s just… I’m afraid to do it.”
  • “That’s nice. Ash on my tomatoes!”
  • “Something draws near. I can feel it.”
  • “Time? What time do you think we have?”

Realistic Depression/Mental Illness Starter Sentences

angstmemes:

“You can at least pretend to be happy.”
“Why didn’t you tell anyone what you were going through?”
“You did this to yourself?”
“Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? What got you in such a state?”
“Do you need help? Professional help?”
“Well, to me it just looks like you’re being lazy.”
“You can’t be afraid of everything. I bet you’re just doing this to be interesting.”
“Why do you always want to have all the attention? Everyone gets depressed. Get over it.”
“You’re going to have to get over yourself sometime soon. You can’t just sit around doing nothing forever.”
“You just take some meds and it’s gone, right? Don’t be so difficult.”
“You’re trying to tell me you’re one of those crazy people? Don’t be ridiculous, you’re fine!”
“You look much better today! Are you feeling better?”
“Why have you been hiding this for years?”
“You could’ve told me you felt like this.”
“Trust me, I hate myself more than you do, so yelling at me really isn’t going to change anything!”
“Do you ever think of, you know, ending it…? You need to be honest with me.”
“Stop making everything about you all the time. You’re so selfish.”
“Is there anything you don’t have difficulty with? You’re being so precious.”
“I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry.”
“I can tell you you’re not alone, because I’ve felt like this too.”
“You’re being so hard on yourself.”
“I don’t know why I do it. The pain just stops me from feeling so empty for a while.”
“You tried to kill yourself…? When?! Oh god…”
“I don’t think I will get better. I felt the same five years ago and I’ve spoken to plenty of therapists in the meantime. I think it’s just a part of who I am.”
“What are you feeling?”
“Don’t give me that. I give myself a hard enough time already. Harder than you could possibly imagine so PLEASE just leave me alone.”

“I know there’s nothing I can say to make it better, so maybe you should just let me hug you for a while?”

octoberinspo:

              DAMON SALVATORE SENTENCE STARTERS.


                 taken from ian somerhalder’s portrayal of him on the show, not the book.


  • “Hello, brother.”
  • “Stop being cute.”

  • “Nostalgia is a bitch.”
  • “I’m stronger than you think.”
  • “I’m gonna go rip his head off now.”
  • “Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.”
  • “I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.”
  • “Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.”
  • “For someone who doesn’t wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.”
  • “Take it from the guy who supposedly got it all and is sitting with bubkis. Stop moping about who are not and start being the guy you are.”
  • “Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many… adjectives.”
  • “Is that where you’ve been all morning, out buying bossypants?”
  • “I’m not some drunk sorority chick. You can’t roofy me.”
  • “Does it get tiring, being so righteous?”
  • “You just don’t wanna die, do you?”
  • “Why are you so mean to me?”
  • “Don’t tell me what I can’t do.”
  • “Hashtag, you’re welcome.”
  • “The only one I can count on is… me.”
  • “Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.”
  • “This would be so much more fun if we were naked.”
  • “I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.”
  • “You brood too much… My actions, they belong to me. I own them.”

  • “I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.”
  • “Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.”
  • “I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.”
  • “Your search for life’s purpose is as obvious as it is tragic.”
  • “I’m trusting you. Don’t make me regret it.”
  • “Alright, brother. Time to go.”
  • “I’d be extra nice to me right now.”
  • “You are officially the most terrifying person I know.”
  • “Didn’t you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?”
  • “I gotta admit, even for me, it’s a little kinky.”
  • “You have no sense of humor.”
  • “So all’s forgiven?”
  • “I don’t do good. It’s not in me.”
  • “Stop being ashamed of who you are.”
  • “I’m better at being the bad guy anyway.”
  • “Take it from me: strange is bad, dead is worse.”
  • “I promise you. I will never leave you again.”
  • “You want a partner in crime? Forget _____. I’m so much more fun.”
  • “You know what they say: the way to a psycho killer’s heart is through his stomach.”
  • “Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.”
  • “There’s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.”
  • “Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.”
  • “I’ve been dead before. I got over it.”
  • “Life sucks. Get a helmet.”
  • “You need to stop doing that.”
  • “Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”
  • “I’m staying clear of all women at the moment.”
  • “I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.”
  • “You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.”
  • “First of all, don’t nickname. That’s my thing.”
  • “And here I thought my future was bleak.”
  • “I have moves you’ve never even seen before.”
  • “You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?”
  • “You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.”
  • “Guilt. Don’t know it, but I’ve heard it can be a royal bitch.”
  • “One thing you’re not going to do, you’re not going to mess with me.”
  • “You’re lucky you’re adorable because your eternal optimism is super annoying.”
  • “If you’re gonna be maudlin, I’m gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.”
  • “Sometimes really terrible things happen to amazing people.”
  • “You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.”
  • “That’s it? We’re gonna kill bad guys together and you’re not even going to talk to me?”
  • “Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?”
  • “You are literally the best person I’ve ever known.“
  • “You came here to kill me?”
  • “Eh. I’ve seen worse.”
  • “I think I like you.”
  • “I’m a good guy now, remember?”
  • “I’m lost… metaphorically, existentially.”
  • “I like a woman who knows what she wants.”
  • “Just stop talking. Just kiss me. Be my distraction.”
  • “You once told me that calling me Satan was an insult to Satan.”
  • “So I’m thinking of a person. He’s reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just got rid of his martyr complex.“
  • “Whatever desire you have to save me, I kinda need that right now.”
  • “Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.”
  • “Clarity over cleverness. That’s what I always say.”
  • “You’re choosing that woman over me?”

crumbling relationship starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “I’m breaking up with you.”
  • “What were you doing out with him/her/them again?!”
  • “Wait, you don’t want kids?”
  • “I can’t believe you forgot our anniversary.”
  • “Do you think that everyone was right? That we just don’t work?”

  • “You’re smart and gorgeous and amazing…but I don’t feel the way you do.”

  • “I love you, but I can’t stand you.”
  • “You spend way too much time with your ex…”
  • “Did you think I wouldn’t notice you sneaking out of bed every night?”
  • “You left me out there all by myself!”
  • “I was always there for you! Can’t you do this one thing for me?”
  • “Are you dumping me?”
  • “I’m not keeping anything from you.”
  • “I thought you forgave me a long time ago!”
  • “My friends were right about you.”
  • “I know things have been really tough lately, but I want to work things out.”
  • “You can’t keep spending our money on stupid things.”
  • “I can’t believe that you never loved me.”

  • “Not tonight. I have a headache.”
  • “I’ve been sitting at this table for three hours. Where have you been?”
  • “Maybe we should take a break.”
  • “Listen…this is hard for me to say, but…I’m in love with someone else.”
  • “Pack your bags and get out.”
  • “Hey, talk to me. I don’t want to feel like I’m dating a stranger.”
  • “I don’t know if this is something we can fix.”
  • “Is there something you want to tell me?”
  • “I want us to be together, but I don’t know if we can.”
  • “When was the last time we had sex?”
  • “Don’t think you can just cry every time you do something wrong! I’m not falling for it this time.”
  • “Do you love me? It’s a simple question.”

falscshephcrd:

defenders ep. 2 sentence starters 

change pronouns as necessary 
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  • “don’t do it. they’re just kids.”
  • “who are you?”
  • “hey, ___. it’s me calling you for the third or fourth or 19th time.”
  • “look, i know it’s easy to give into fear, but….”
  • “what the hell happened?”
  • “place like this, company motto is ‘no questions asked’.”
  • “son of a bitch.”
  • “i told you these assholes were transporting explosives.”
  • “you gotta be kidding me.”
  • “can i go now, dipshit?”
  • “you got a mouth.”
  • “stupid son of a bitch.”
  • “can you believe this chick?”
  • “no one told me i’d need earthquake insurance in new york.”
  • “he knew something.”
  • “we’re not alone in this.”
  • “it’s a shot in the dark, but i think it’s one worth taking.”
  • “so i guess you have a plan?”
  • “do you trust me?”
  • “g-d damn it. g-d damn it.”
  • “at least nobody died.”
  • “are you hunting criminals?”
  • “is the nypd going to pay you for doing their job?”
  • “i gotta step in before anyone else gets hurt.”
  • “if we don’t take responsibility for our neighborhood, no one else will.”
  • “hey, thanks for reaching out. it’s been a while, huh?”
  • “you don’t have to say it. your knuckles speak volumes.”
  • “that why you called? to see if i’d done anything stupid?”
  • “whatever you’re going through, i’m not gonna judge. but i do  think i can help you through it.”
  • “in a city of nine million people, we just happen to bump into each other?”
  • “i’m here to ask you to be careful.”
  • “well save yourself some time, ___, and stop worrying about me.”
  • “look, i’d love to help, but i don’t know shit.”
  • “you won’t like me then.”
  • “i don’t like you now.”
  • “i told you to stay away.”
  • “who do you think is after you?”
  • “you back for more?”
  • “just remember, you started this.”
  • “you have been a huge pain in my ass all day, you know that?”
  • “what did you see?”
  • “you are walking into some weird ass shit.”
  • “___, stop talking.”