A shit ton of memes / sentence starters. Most said daily, but some are just for fun. also this is @siinfvl‘s fault.
“We don’t have time for torture. Kill them and be done with it.”
“Tell me about your family.”
“You do as I command or i’ll find a way to make you.”
“You’re worthless to me.”
“I’m a necessary evil.”
“And you were right.”
“Do it. Shoot me.”
“Shoot them. Shoot them all.”
“Fuck you – i’m right and you’re wrong.”
“Well, I was trying to be modest.”
“I don’t do well around people.”
“Mother fucking shit fuck – I broke a nail.”
“FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER TOO!”
“I stepped on a frog.”
“SPIDER!”
“The ghost moved my wallet – can i borrow some money.”
“I’m broke again!”
“Fuck you!”
“I just watched _____ six times today.”
“WAGON HO!”
“What don’t ya want?”
“— NOT HER!”
“Someone move door stop.”
“We’re out of plates.”
“OH MY GOD THE INTERNET IS DOWN!”
“Let’s hang.”
“Got a rope?”
“Fuckin’ shit lord shit – they didn’t give me my change.”
“The dryer broke.”
“MY HAIR!”
“I’m failing class again.”
“i don’t care if you live or die – want a rope? maybe even a gun?”
“do it”
“i’ll drag you back screaming.”
"I don’t kill unless it’s necessary. You on the other hand… will do everything I say, won’t you?”
“— they are coming.”
"the next time you get in my way? you’ll die just like them.”
"You should have let me kill him.”
“I will stop you – if it’s the last thing I do."
“You got the right to remain violent.”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“I gotta take a dri- no BATHROOM NOW!”
“Six times today! I _____.”
“I had a ____ facial.”
“Get off me!”
“She/He is in my chair.”
“I don’t like this.”
“I don’t like you!”
“WELL fuck you too sir.”
“My shirt is older than your honor student.”
“Excuse me… do you have some grey poupon?”
“The fucking ___ moved!”
“Send help.”
“I lost my brain when you were born.”
“Hi, i’m ___ and i’m a ___.”
“I hate you.”
“I could live off Pepto.”
“HERE WE GO AGAIN!”
Hellfirebound 