BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER STARTERS
Part one.
- “She has saved your lives again and again.”
- “You actually think you have a shot with her?”
- “A fella’s gotta try though.”
- “Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.”
- “Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something!”
- “Their strong and I can’t fight. If they get in, I can’t protect you.”
- “You think you have to protect me?”
- “Oh, not with the girl power bit!”
- “Is it difficult or time consuming?”
- “I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.”
- “Think that’s my cue to put some clothes on.”
- “I feel safe with you…”
- “I have come to redefine the words ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since i fell in love with you.”
- “Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead !!!”
- “I’d bite you in a heartbeat.”
- “Don’t speak latin in front of the books.”
- “I understand this sort of thing requites ice cream of some sort.”
- “You’re cutting off my circulation !!!”
- “On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.”
- “Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”
- “I was going to ask you to go out with me tomorrow night and i’m kinda nervous about it actually.”
- “I like that. You’re unpredictable.”
- “I’m 1120 years old. Just give me a frickin’ beer!”
- “No i’m a rebel, you’re an idiot.”
- “Love isn’t brains children, it’s blood.”
- “I may be love’s bitch, but at least i’m man enough to admit it.”
- “I’ve done things with you I can’t spell, but i’ve never been close to anyone. Ever. Least of all you, until last night.”
- “All I did was hold you, watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. So yeah, i’m terrified.”
- “I could do that but i’m paralyzed with not caring very much.”
- “I wasn’t lurking! I was standing around. It’s a whole different vibe.”
- “Is everyone here very stoned?”
- “I’m insane, what’s his excuse?”
- “It’s nice to watch you be happy. I don’t see that a lot.”
- “Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.”
- “I violently dislike you.”
- “I’m counting on you.”
- “I’m using you.”
- “I’m not ready for you to not be here.”
- “And remember if you hurt her, I will beat you death with a shovel.”
- “I never knew you had so much rage in you.”
- “I don’t want to be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.”
- “Try on my world. See how it feels.”
- “Are there drinks in your world?”
- “She irons her jeans! She’s evil!”
- “No weapon forged can stop me.”
- “Do you see this? This might actually help me fight my war. This may be the key to everything.”
- “Look, i’m tired of defensive, weird mixed signals.”
- “Just get to the truth. I don’t know how you felt about last night.”
- “God i’m such a jerk. I can’t do this.”
- “It was the best night of my life.”
- “I will make him die in ways he can’t imagine.”
- “That would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”
- “I may be dead, but i’m still pretty.”
- “What can I say, I flunked the written.”
- “Without passion, we’d be truly dead.”
- “You think you know what’s to come, what you are. You haven’t even begun.”
- “The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.”
- “If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I’ve earned that.”
- “You’re not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?”
- “You up for a little reconnaissance?”
- “No guy is worth your life! Not ever!”
- “I don’t wanna deal with this right now. I’m taking a break from dealing.”
- “If I see one more display of testosterone poisoning and I will personally put both of you in the hospital.”
- “You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends.”
- “You’ll be in love until it kills you both.”
- “Let’s face it. None of us will have a happy, normal relationship.”
- “I know you’ll never love me.”
- “I know i’m a monster, but you treat me like a man.”
- “Everything I feel, everything I touch….this is hell.”
- “I thought you were a myth.”
- “We both know that there are real monsters.”
- “But there are real heroes that fight monsters, and that’s me.”
- “I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.”
- “I always find a way.”