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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER STARTERS
Part one.

  • “She has saved your lives again and again.”
  • “You actually think you have a shot with her?”
  • “A fella’s gotta try though.”
  • “Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.”
  • “Let’s fight that evil! Let’s kill something!”
  • “Their strong and I can’t fight. If they get in, I can’t protect you.”
  • “You think you have to protect me?”
  • “Oh, not with the girl power bit!”
  • “Is it difficult or time consuming?”
  • “I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.”
  • “Think that’s my cue to put some clothes on.”
  • “I feel safe with you…”
  • “I have come to redefine the words ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since i fell in love with you.”
  • “Do you like my mask? Isn’t it pretty? It raises the dead !!!”
  • “I’d bite you in a heartbeat.”
  • “Don’t speak latin in front of the books.”
  • “I understand this sort of thing requites ice cream of some sort.”
  • “You’re cutting off my circulation !!!”
  • “On the plus side, you killed the bench, which was looking shifty.”
  • “Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.”
  • “I was going to ask you to go out with me tomorrow night and i’m kinda nervous about it actually.”
  • “I like that. You’re unpredictable.”
  • “I’m 1120 years old. Just give me a frickin’ beer!”
  • “No i’m a rebel, you’re an idiot.”
  • “Love isn’t brains children, it’s blood.”
  • “I may be love’s bitch, but at least i’m man enough to admit it.”
  • “I’ve done things with you I can’t spell, but i’ve never been close to anyone. Ever. Least of all you, until last night.”
  • “All I did was hold you, watch you sleep. And it was the best night of my life. So yeah, i’m terrified.”
  • “I could do that but i’m paralyzed with not caring very much.”
  • “I wasn’t lurking! I was standing around. It’s a whole different vibe.”
  • “Is everyone here very stoned?”
  • “I’m insane, what’s his excuse?”
  • “It’s nice to watch you be happy. I don’t see that a lot.”
  • “Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense.”
  • “I violently dislike you.”
  • “I’m counting on you.”
  • “I’m using you.”
  • “I’m not ready for you to not be here.”
  • “And remember if you hurt her, I will beat you death with a shovel.”
  • “I never knew you had so much rage in you.”
  • “I don’t want to be this good looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.”
  • “Try on my world. See how it feels.”
  • “Are there drinks in your world?”
  • “She irons her jeans! She’s evil!”
  • “No weapon forged can stop me.”
  • “Do you see this? This might actually help me fight my war. This may be the key to everything.”
  • “Look, i’m tired of defensive, weird mixed signals.”
  • “Just get to the truth. I don’t know how you felt about last night.”
  • “God i’m such a jerk. I can’t do this.”
  • “It was the best night of my life.”
  • “I will make him die in ways he can’t imagine.”
  • “That would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”
  • “I may be dead, but i’m still pretty.”
  • “What can I say, I flunked the written.”
  • “Without passion, we’d be truly dead.”
  • “You think you know what’s to come, what you are. You haven’t even begun.”
  • “The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.”
  • “If you wanna kill the world, then start with me. I’ve earned that.”
  • “You’re not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?”
  • “You up for a little reconnaissance?”
  • “No guy is worth your life! Not ever!”
  • “I don’t wanna deal with this right now. I’m taking a break from dealing.”
  • “If I see one more display of testosterone poisoning and I will personally put both of you in the hospital.”
  • “You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends.”
  • “You’ll be in love until it kills you both.”
  • “Let’s face it. None of us will have a happy, normal relationship.”
  • “I know you’ll never love me.”
  • “I know i’m a monster, but you treat me like a man.”
  • “Everything I feel, everything I touch….this is hell.”
  • “I thought you were a myth.”
  • “We both know that there are real monsters.”
  • “But there are real heroes that fight monsters, and that’s me.”
  • “I’m the thing monsters have nightmares about.”
  • “I always find a way.”